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Have you ever seen someone so cute you just cry?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRIMAAACE!!! (ignore the fact that I’m a month late)

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the original meme had the cadence of a futurama joke that's my only defense for this

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girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

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this shirt probably went hard in ‘82 but now it goes hard AND it goes a little horny too

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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We meet again. As predicted.

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Starting to get into disco elysium!!

Ignore the fucked hands and shading i rushed this

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i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

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just saw multiple people asking in the comments of a post if they can use and wear a carabiner for their keys if they're bi or otherwise not a lesbian and I simply have to ask if people know that carabiners are used for many purposes beyond signaling lesbianism. like girl they were invented in the early modern period for their functional use as a clasp it's not like they're some closed lesbian practice......

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to be clear, drawing attention to ur own off-kilter behavior only makes it MORE awkward, but I still think sometimes abt how appropriate this shirt would've been when I was at my most Mentally Unwell

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I’m doing the dishes

it’s a warm spring day

I watch out the window as my neighbours wiener dog wanders out into the garden in its little blue bandana

I stop, mesmerised.

It’s sniffing flowers — carnations, I think — for quite some time until it becomes excited by a bird overhead and bounces around to chase it’s shadow

the dog returns to the sunlit spot by the flowers and flops over, belly up, to bask in the warm light

“I want to be that dog” I say to myself. “I want to share with the world the peaceful joy that dog must be feeling right now.”

I try to take a picture; my zoom is not enough. I get weird and grab my pigeon-watching binoculars to get a better zoom, line my phone camera up with the lens. And I take one single, illicit, sleepy dog picture.

I hope the ends justified the means.

I bet that dog is having a really nice day.

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

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long labia johnson

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Hypothetically speaking, what are some games you would wanna see the boys play on Monster Factory?