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love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

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Going back in time to when they crucified Jesus. Not to save him (I’m pro choice) but to climb up there and feed him Ibuprofen and mini m&ms from my slightly cupped palm. like one might feed sugar cubes to a horse.

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6am.

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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

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you dont have to be useful to be loved btw

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A tiny part.

Buy my new book The Birding Dictionary!

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No tech CEO or NYT bestselling novelist will ever match the creativity of a humble French postman who decided on a whim to spend thirty-three years building a surreal, majestic palace with the bricks and mortar of his dreams.

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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i can’t stress how important it is to know who you are as a person because people will literally try to project their insecurities + preconceived notions onto you.

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread