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Wisdom if I’ve ever seen it

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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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Happy Make a Terrible Comic Day!

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Bangin comic day

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Don't know that this counts as a comic but here.

Merry make a terrible comic day.

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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digit and pigit doing things my cats do

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aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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the mad max franchise really has human nature down to a T because literally day two of the apocalypse I'd be wearing my fetish gear in public 24/7 and insisting that people call me Dementus

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a joyeux makeaterriblecomicday to u all

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cracks open my espionage cyanide tooth but it's actually one of those sponge dinosaur pills and instead of dying I just cough up a spinosaur onto the floor

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im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

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the ghost of my dead brother: it would be my turn on computer... if I wasn't aborted... me: fuck off dude you died in a car crash everyone saw it

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my dream tonight will be that every american military base on foreign soil implodes and collapses and never returns again