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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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im like if a girl was {undefined variable}. im like if a girl was [fragment missing]. im like if a girl was (editor’s note: the author’s invocation of the word “girl” in this context is idiosyncratic, perhaps metaphorical) im like if a girl was im like if a girl draft deleted! im like if a girl You have reached your free article limit! Subscribe now to continue reading. im like if a girl was [THREAD LOCKED] im like if a girl (ENDING EXPLAINED!) im like if a girl Unusual activity detected, please highlight all the pictures of bicycles. im like if a girl I don’t respond to prompts that could be deemed offensive, and so I am unable to carry out the request. im-like-if-a-girldeactivated03092023. im like if a girl we are unable to take your call at the minute. im like if a girl isn’t registered under that name. im like if a girl could give you her date of birth. im like if a girl oh yes we have you under […]. im like if a girl LOST CONNECTION
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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Nonconsensual Sexless BDSM (Beating The Shit Out Of You In An Alleyway)
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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“Losing your virginity” just bc you had sex sounds like a skill issue. Like, I’ve had sex, but I kept mine.
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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OMG JUST REMEMBERED I BEAR THE CURSE 😍
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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thoughts on ?
fuck it thoughts off
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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auto suggest bewilders me
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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worried for you bud are you good
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sad-bastard-emporium · 3 months
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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways
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