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i just... i just wanna wake up to crab raves..

so. many crab rave.. plese
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I told him he can’t eat my food so now he’s looking at me like this

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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was
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shoutout to this guy

#sad hamster#he is like a brother to me (he is my sisters obsession rn)#im sadcat shes sad hamster. balanced as all things should be
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You know what? Fuck you.
*unshrinkies your dinks*
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why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,
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2021 is the year I finally get my shit together
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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
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sometimes i drink coffee in the hopes it will make me more productive but it just makes me more unproductive faster
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someone you order from on ebay or whatever putting a handwritten note with the item for no reason at all except to sincerely say thank you and hope it arrived safely

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steve from blues clues: I’m glad we’re still friends :)
me, a whole entire 27 year old who stopped watching blues clues two decades ago:
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Welcome to the produce isle








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