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in 2019, i crashed my bike, and since then have adamantly refused to drive a bike even for a second. today i lent out a bike and drove 50km without breaks all because i saw a sign that said "are you up for a challenge?" with a little map under it, and now my legs feel a way that makes me understand why horses get shot. all i am saying is this is why people like me shouldn't be unemployed

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put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended

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the phrase "why? well, it's a sex thing for me" is always on the tip of my tongue and one of these days it's going to slip free with catastrophic consequences

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Henri Biva (French, 1848-1928) - A Woodland Lake

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thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips

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I got the chance to road trip out to the path of totality! My phone camera didn’t do it justice, so I painted what I saw instead 🌞🌚

Here’s the photo I took and the sketch I made with my finger in the notes app while watching it happen 😆

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William Hays, Cirrus Sky, Woodblock print

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It annoys me unreasonably when you want to ask people "what bird and what mammal would make the worst gryphon" as a fun thought exercise, and people with no joy and no imagination always interpret it as "a gryphon that sucks, is physically impossible, and would hate being alive", and - being predictable and lacking in imagination - always, always answer with "a hummingbird and a blue whale lol".

Like come on. Why do you have to suck the fun out of everything. Why not use a fraction of imagination and delightful whimsy. Imagine the combination of a mouse and a sparrow. That creature would be merciless, burtal, absolutely determined to get into your trash and has the power of both wings and hands to do its will. Or a crow and a cat - that thing is smart enough to fuck with people and not afraid to do it. Imagine the ungodly shriek of the noble fox-seagull, also determined to get into your trash.

A gryphon that is a combination of a kangaroo and a cassowary. The only proof we have of a loving god is the fact that those things do not exist. If hell is real, it's full of them. That thing can't fly, but it will run you down, it will kill you, and you will look stupid the whole entire time you're dying.

Why would the first thing that pops into your mind at the words "the worst gryphon" automatically be "a gryphon that hates being alive". Can you not picture a gryphon that fucking loves being alive, and has both the power and the will to make it everyone else's problem.

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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

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Lili (Brown Bunny) and Mimi (White Rabbit) from Aranzi Aronzo

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2016-11-08

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beautyofnature.com/careers

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how long have I been out

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i loved hanging out with you on the dashboard tonight. Let's do it again tomorrow. it's a date

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hiking along the coast for six hours does cure all ailments, local man reports (he/him)

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