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Btw you should hug that t girl who's always putting others before herself
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May seven sweet puppies visit you in a dream?maybe in aperfect world called “puppies world”. It is my idea if you use it you have to credit me but its ok if you want to use it i dont mind or relly.care at all
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That was not what I was thinking he was making at the start of this
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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sometimes you reblog something because you personally want it on your blog. and some other times you reblog something as if you were scattering bird feed on ur porch and hiding behind the window to look out for the beautiful bird (beloved mutual) who will no doubt come peck at it
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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good
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