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charthur hunting trip do you think they brokeback mountained after this

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You make me feel like a kid again

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for your consideration:

Charles and Arthur attempting to hunt ‘perfect’ critters for Pearson to get some pouches

they make it into a competition because of course

Arthur SOAKS himself in cover-scent, fully does not comprehend the concept of just staying upwind

they accidentally shoot the same perfect beaver one time and fight about it so hard that they don’t speak for a day

squirrels are their common enemy. little shits move too fast

they have to paddle out to the island together for green iguanas and they get so snippy Charles almost capsizes the boat on purpose

they’re up in New Hanover hunting muskrats for the third day in a row when Arthur takes his shirt off to go check a den along the creek

Charles stares at him for a solid five minutes and then is just like

oooooooooh that’s why his heart rate’s been up for a week

Arthur slogs back to shore (den was empty) and Charles tackles him onto the grassy bank to make out with him

by the time they get back to camp they’re out of boar grease, ginseng oil, pomade, and gun oil

NEITHER of them are able to sit right in the saddle

they look so happy riding in Sean spreads the rumor they didn't go hunting at all and just spent a week at the local cat house

they didn’t get the rest of the pelts

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I love these gays

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No but I actually want to write some stupid bear hunting gone amiss low key charthur fic bc of that clip.

Just imagine, they're out tracking a moose or something, when SUDDENLY BEAR, oh lawd he's comin. Arthur on instinct moves to stand ground/yell it at, whatever, it gets the hint and fucks off. Arthur turns around to find Charles went and climbed a Goddamn tree about it, like he's UP there, how'd he even climb that fast what is he part squirrel or something.

And then Arthur is just like... what are you doing were you just gonna let that thing eat me. And Charles is like... why do you think I brought you along. I'm faster than you LMFAO

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'poly marauders!!!!! awhhh they should all kiss!!!' where's peter? i understand that he is not a good person in canon. but are we forgetting that he was ACTUALLY one of the marauders? are we forgetting that james and lily trusted him enough to make him the secret keeper?

you're not shipping the whole group if peter isn't there my GOD

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Dude i didnt even notice

'poly marauders!!!!! awhhh they should all kiss!!!' where's peter? i understand that he is not a good person in canon. but are we forgetting that he was ACTUALLY one of the marauders? are we forgetting that james and lily trusted him enough to make him the secret keeper?

you're not shipping the whole group if peter isn't there my GOD

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I feel like thats smth you would do ngl

Sirius: Lily's chapstick tastes like strawberry James: WHAT? Lily: Not what you think. This weirdo took a bite of of my chapstick

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Me core

Regulus: You have three seconds to get your hand off of me

James: Bu- but you asked me to hold your hand like ten minutes ago??

Regulus: Yes and now the idea of you touching me makes me want to throw up

James: Okay

*30 min later*

Regulus: James why aren’t you holding my hand

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*Regulus cornering Peter at chess*

Peter: ugh, motherfucker

Sirius: actually it would be cousinfucker, given our family history

Regulus: we are not our incestuous family

Sirius: you fuck James, and he’s like my brother, omg you’re actually a brotherfucker! That’s why mum and dad like you more

James from the other side of the room: WE ARE NOT RELATED!

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@accio-atticus

Sirius: Lily's chapstick tastes like strawberry James: WHAT? Lily: Not what you think. This weirdo took a bite of of my chapstick

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FREEEEE BIRD YEAHHHH *does Weezer riff* wait wrong one..

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Oh ow?

regulus who once got attacked by a dog when he was a kid and has been pretty scared of them ever since.

and sirius, seeing his animagus form for the first time and crying because he is going to scare his little brother.

just the idea of regulus always seeing this black dog somewhere around him, feeling his breath catch a bit on his throat and his hands tremble. but the dog always stays away, never one to get close, or make a noise. sometimes he even leaves with his tail between his legs.

it's such a tragedy, how bad sirius wants to get closer to his brother, and knowing he will never be allowed.

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Muggleborns introducin the kiss cam at quidditch and the cam landing on James and Regulus arguing up in the air

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James: So today I was thinking we can play checkers and tell each other our deepest darkest secrets

Barty, sobbing: Regulus paid the ransom three days ago please go home

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paranormal investigators/youtubers remus and james that team up with the black brothers (regulus is a clairvoyant/clairaudient & sirius is a clairsentinent) for a video special that ends up blowing up from how terrifying it is but also because wolfstar and jegulus can't stop flirting.

they are trying really hard to go on with the investigation but they are pretty distracted with each other, like the vibe of the whole video is:

regulus: im seeing a man with a cracked skull right behind you

james: can i kiss you rn

or

remus -to a lil girls' spirit that was talking to them-: thank you so much, sweetheart, you can accompany us for the rest of the night if you'd like to

sirius: i need you biblically.

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james potter mentioned classic literature once in passing and regulus black jumped his bones