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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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Showing my sword demon things he’s never seen before.

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I don’t know why my brain provided me with this idea, but I’m not mad(it might have to do with the @asklordghirahim account with the poor thing not coping with asks about Demise and me feeling bad for him). Ghirahim is having a very good time getting a massage like this.

(I know, I’m usually the freak who has so much ghirazant, but I happen to have randomly spaced ghirademi as well in my sketches since my version of Ghirahim has had several partners over his immortal life, including Demise and Zant both. And Demise, since I characterize him since he’s usually not provoked much in my writing because he’s big and scary and quiet, tends to enjoy Ghirahim’s company a lot despite Ghirahim occasionally being talkative.)

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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Fi feels like Jane Doe from Ride The Cyclone.

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SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.

You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.

Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?

You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.

The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.

The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.

And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.

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Hylian Game Titles project is going pretty okay.

(see the finished project with all of them here)

Seven down, about 14 to go!

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Face-masks and reading for filth (Zant’s with him to learn how better to do self-care as a trans-masc instead of as a trash panda since his habits aren’t as polished as Ghirahim’s and he’s definitely enjoying the drama that he’s not part of.)

Ghirahim is seriously considering changing his number again just to avoid this particular person who is VERY peripheral to his day to day life, and is only around because she’s interested in one of Ghirahim’s friends (the Sword of Damocles, who gave her Ghirahim’s number to have him read her for filth bi-weekly whenever she tries to pry).

(In all seriousness, my version of Ghirahim is basically stuck in a desk position in Hell due to being the only one qualified to sub in for Demise down there the overachieving bastard and he hates doing it, so he will not do his customer service behavior off-hours, not even for her. His last shit about behaving politely for the so-called “good guys” if they don’t act polite was spared wasted on Link from the Era of Sky.)

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Artistic rendition of the scare I just got in Skyward Sword

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This is my new favorite piece of dialogue in the entire game.

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This is how I’ve been feeling lately, so there’s that.

Ghirahim deserved to have big black void eyes to stare into the void with, and this was executed very well today.

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Most fucked up thing i ever drew...