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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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what kind of guns do you own? like, firearms?

"Like firearms"? What else is the word Gun used for??? Do you take me for a court jester?

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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

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Mary Oliver, from “Hum Hum”, A Thousand Mornings

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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

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If I had a gun you all would know what will happen

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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I would love to just know you again.

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Nvm she wasn’t it

Andrea Gibson

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My favorite sex position is when you love them and they love you back.

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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

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Margaret Atwood, from True Stories: Poems; "True Romances," originally published in 1981

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running an inbox-turned-confessional-booth must be wild

you confess your sins to me and instead of seeking forgiveness I tell you to fuck off

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Hey guys just had the most mid teryaki chicken of my life at the denver airport.