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mlm/wlw solidarity hostility

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I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight

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Hey! Firstly thank you having lovely recommendations! I am looking for a werewolf au fic where tae takes in Kookie in his wolf form and heals him when he is hurt. He calls the wolf ‘cookie’ because the wolf eats his cookie.. please help me find this!!

hey anon! i found it:

Even If I Die, It’s You - captainheyturnitup (( 1/1 | E | 16,633 ))

Taehyung is strolling through the woods when he stumbles upon a whimpering, injured wolf pup. He can't possibly leave the sweet thing out here to die, so he takes it back home (ignoring the shouting in his head saying "don't do it") and nurses the animal back to health.

What he didn't expect was to gain a new best friend (and maybe a little more).

admin nj - hope i was able to help !!

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Do you know any where Yoongi gets turn into a cat and Jimin picks him up (preferably new fics if you can)? Whipped Yoongi. Ofc Yoongi gets turned back into human again? Thank you (^^)

ah.. I’m sorry it’s not new but the only one I know like this is Winter Blues by springrain21

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hello! I've been trying to look for this fic where yoongi gets turned into a baby by a witch and jimin has to take care of yoongi while they figure out how to turn him back.

You Are My Sunshine by springrain21

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i’ll have you undone

Title: i’ll have you undone

Author: vmantics

Rating: Explicit

Tags: teacher nj, college student jk, age difference, smut

Status: Completed; 1/1 chapters (9,661 words)

Summary:

“What the fuck!” he yells reflexively when he turns to the left and is confronted with the view of his hot tub and the distinctly person-shaped figure in it.

There is a person in his hot tub.

A person who is now screaming.

“Oh my god!” the person screeches, and Namjoon squints at them with his frying pan raised in front of him. The person is a boy — a boy who looks to be in his early twenties, with wet, dark hair dripping over his forehead and big brown eyes that look like they should belong to a frightened animal. His hands are clutched over his mouth and he’s backed into the far corner of the hot tub, looking like he’s trying his very best to shrink out of existence.

Or: Namjoon comes home to find a stranger in his hot tub. Shenanigans ensue.

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my heart keeps thumping

by bwichimbap  (30k, complete, 3/3, E)

tags: college/university au // background yoonseok // background vmin // awkwardness // fluff and humor // mutual pining // tutor namjoon // masturbation // kissing // making out // love confessions // first time // loss of virginity // bottom jungkook // top namjoon // anal fingering // anal sex // barebacking // blow jobs // rimming // nipple play // dirty talk

summary:

It feels like more than a crush, sometimes, in those quiet moments when they could be the only two in the library, with the way they’re focused on each other, when Jungkook purposefully pronounces something wrong just to make Namjoon laugh, when his face scrunches with a smile that makes him look particularly young and human and beautiful. When Jungkook trusts him enough to confess his inexperience, and ask for help.

(aka Namjoon lies about having a hook-up. Jungkook lies about needing sex advice. They are a match made in disaster-gay heaven.)

AO3

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takedown

by clarz  (35k, WIP, 4/?, E)

tags: hot dad namjoon // author namjoon // jock jungkook // mildlife crisis // namjoon oscillates wildly between extreme horniness and self-flagellating psychoanalysis // summer romance // jungkook’s tattoos // increased age gap // cut to me wallowing delightedly in all namjoon’s feelings of shame

summary:

“Wow, Jungkook, you’re so strong!” Namjoon practically shouts, and then is immediately hit with the impulse to hide under his couch. Honestly, what is wrong with him.

Jungkook startles and drops his arms; Taehyung falls to the floor with a yelp and a thud.

“Oh. I guess. I work out.”

“Oh, cool,” Namjoon says, looking somewhere in the vicinity of the floor and wondering if he might be able to sink beneath it, if he just concentrates hard enough. “How much do you, uh, bench or whatever? I bet it’s a lot.” Or he could just dig himself in deeper by asking his son’s best friend how much he benches! Sure! An equally good option!

(Or: Taehyung brings his best friend home for the summer. Namjoon proceeds to have several existential crises.)

AO3

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[predebut]

jin: you have to go to college later on

jungkook: why?

jin: to be able to get nice things [shows him his watch] you see this?

jungkook: yeah

jin: stole this from my roommate freshman year

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Let's branch out from ugly children, from now on I'll post ugly painting animals too

They are so dang ugly and

I'M ALL FOR IT

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Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

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His little top hat:3

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PEE SAUNA PEE SAUNA PEE SAUNA

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This is late:( but I’m here

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Queen members recreating the ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ pose

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police officer: what are your names?

taehyung: don’t tell him, namjoon!

police officer: namjoon and…?

namjoon: fucking damn it, taehyung!