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finally getting to see Fall Out Boy live tonight and living out my middle school dream almost 20 years later
heard ‘Last of the Real Ones’ live tonight and suddenly I am thinking about Bitter Brews Johnny for the first time in… a year and a half???
Hmmm….
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bitter brews (i) | syh
“Johnny laughed again, eyes crinkling at the sides. Your mind wandered briefly to a half formed thought about how endearing that was. “Maybe so, but despite your efforts to make me an enemy, I think you’re actually a really good person. You even guessed my favorite coffee drink, so that has to count for something.””
genre | not quite a coffeeshop!au, (mild)slow burn, this thought about being an adversaries to lovers fic for six minutes
rating/warnings | a stupid amount of exposition about coffee plants, catch me throwing in the random recipes that have been my go-to for cooking during quarantine, is this angsty?, discussions of mental health issues {see tags for details}, overall mature content/themes {foul language, alcohol consumption, references & discussion of masturbation, awkward boners, future smut}, some soft moments, and some good ol’ tooth rotting waxing poetic nonsense fluff. Don’t expect too much out of this I just got tired of editing this part so I’m finally posting it.
word count | 19.6k (I meant for this to be a super long one-shot but it’s turning into a story in parts for the sake of ratings w h o o p s)
pairing | Johnny Seo x fem reader
writing playlist | Egotistic - Mamamoo, Black Swan - BTS, Sober - HYO, I Blame On You - Taeyeon, Heartbeat - BTS, Close to Me (Red Velvet Remix) - Ellie Goulding feat. Red Velvet
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“So, what you mean to say is… you’re not coming? Like, at all?”
The bright yellow plastic of the rotary phone was slightly cool against your overheating skin, which was constantly veiled in a thin layer of sweat whenever you stayed on the farm property instead of the main house on the opposite side of the island. It was the first week of May, which meant it was already humid again. If it wasn’t the time for the daily afternoon rain showers, it might as well have felt like it was raining with how saturated the air was.
“I’m sorry, Bean, I just can’t get on a plane right now. I thought it would be fine it we stretched out the time between flights, but all my doctors are saying I need to just stay here between now and the birth, so…”
Your sister’s voice trailed off and you had to wait for a moment to be sure it wasn’t the poor reception for the phone call running across the four thousand miles that separated you— the four thousand miles that would continue to separate you for the rest of the summer.
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#hmm#thinking bout this story again#and how I have the rest of it to tell in my head but you know#haven’t finished it#hmm…#perhaps….#johnny x reader#johnny seo x reader#nct angst#nct fanfic
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um hi your writing makes me feel so unhinged i have to go punch a hole in the wall and chew on a hunk of insulation
warmau effect
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just when I thought I’d kinda kicked my use of tumblr as a crutch, Kai’s enlistment is announced and now I just know I’m gonna be here daily after May 11th bc I’m gonna miss him…
#I’m so rage mad right now#honestly if Sehun’s enlistment is announced soon I won’t be surprised#just sad for them#to miss the group comeback… so unfair#and everyone else that is affected by whatever rule was changed to require 94 years to enlist now#I’m just so. Mad.#unrelated how is this the 4th enlistment in a row that I have seen be announced in real time like it was 2:17am when that notification dropd#maybe this is why I couldn’t sleep and manic energy dyed my hair#my useless sixth sense ability is knowing when a military enlistment announcement is coming 💀#exo we are one
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Shinee's Key Was spotted in Apgujung wearing sequined red hot pants. When asked by paparazzi what the occasion was, he responded, "Thursday."
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Fly Away - EXO-SC ft. Suho
bonus: smiley chanyeol
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exo ruined kpop forever by dropping gravity therefore making it impossible to make a better kpop bside
#I ghost wrote this post#ps listening to gravity while on one of the subway lines that goes above ground in Seoul is fucking LIFE CHANGING staring out that window#and seeing the City go by listening to that song I really just felt like I was yeeting into the stratosphere
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holding for baekhyun: day [522/640] ↳ EXO’s BAEKHYUN for Monster | June 2016
#oh he’s so fine it’s unfair#do I exclusively reblog things that are missing exo hours these days? of course
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holding for chanyeol: completed
Park Chan-yeol (Korean: 박찬열; born November 27, 1992), better known mononymously as CHANYEOL, enlisted in South Korea’s compulsory military service on March 29th, 2021. The fifth member of EXO to enlist, CHANYEOL served for 548 days. EXO and EXO-L welcomed CHANYEOL’s return on September 28th, 2022.
#my roommate walked into the living room and saw me smiling like an idiot at my phone and asked why I looked the happiest I’d looked in 6 mos#the answer was I was scrolling through the hashtag for his discharge on Twitter lmfao the absolute serotonin that sweet sweet dopamine#seeing his giant ears again?! are you KIDDING ME????#skyrocketed into the stratosphere#so much joy and love for this man and I am so delighted that he’s home and I’m going to cry my eyes out in a few hours when he does#his personal welcome back live#bc this romantic FUCK can’t wait more than a week to greet us with SM’s official return live#I’m so obsessed with him#I’ll be the hearth if you’ll be the flame#I think this is the last official post I can use with that tag because he’s home :’)
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holding for chanyeol: day [548/548] ↳ EXO’s CHANYEOL for SM Station 4 | April 2021
#in my hearts of hearts I knew you would use this for the last day post#and I still wasn’t ready for it when it saw it#it still gave me a hitch in my breath and I am still absolutely spellbound seeing this post#personally this has been a season of change for me#and a lot of endings to make way for new beginnings#what a better way to celebrate that#than the love of my life coming home?#maybe then tomorrow#I’ll be the hearth if you’ll be the flame
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I’m so tired and I love this job but it’s still a job and working is exhausting and I’m so ready for this show to come out and be done and then for a break and my vacation and oh my god I can’t believe I’m actually going to have a vacation and get to go to Seoul in October for my birthday GOD I AM SO TIRED AND SO READY FOR A BREAK
#idk where any of this came from I’m just tired and annoyed about only our two vfx Supes and the producer getting invited to our premier#but no one else like fuck you ive been on this project longer than one of the Supes also like they all get plus ones#but you can’t be bothered to invite the staff who has#who has been working 65-70 hour weeks on this for the last 6 months (and still 50-60 hour weeks for the year before that)?#ugh I’m so annoyed about it but WHATEVER I’m just going to daydream about my vacation instead
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holding for chanyeol: day [502/548] ↳ EXO’s CHANYEOL for Allure Korea | May 2016
#is it really just. 46 days left?#is that… really it???#time is a construct lol I recall how dramatic I was being when he enlisted like the first 24 hours#after the announcement I was SO ANNOYING#but alas here we are#close to the end and he’s coming home so soon#also as if we didn’t get to see him weekly for the last 9 months because of Song of Meissa 💀 like every yeolmae needs to calm down#bc we got so fucking spoiled and so damn lucky you know#yes this is also calling out myself lol#anyways… here’s one unhinged tag: I want to straddle his lap in one of my expensive princess dresses and tell him#I’m not very good at kissing or anything physically romantic but I am really attracted to you and I’d like to practice and/or learn#and then grind enough to make him cum in his pan— [/gets hit by a semi truck]#was that technically three tags because they were over 140 character? yes! mind your business!!#I’ll be the hearth if you’ll be the flame
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holding for chanyeol: day [481/548] ↳ EXOunboxingOBSESSION | November 2019
#I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him#I miss him so much it’s so stupid oh my god we’re at like what 68? 67? days left#how can a heart ache for someone it’s never known in flesh#I’m waxing half poetic nonsense because I did tequila shots tonight don’t worry about it#I’ll be the hearth if you’ll be the flame
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holding for chanyeol: day [432/548] ↳ EXO’s CHANYEOL performing minimal warm | November 2020
#oh god he’s so fluffy#I’m so sad look at how soft he is#also thank you so much for including minimal warm I feel like that song doesn’t get enough love it is so soft and gentle and makes me#makes me gooey and go melty and soft sweaters sweet boy warm fuzzies I’m a#I’m a simp what else is new#I’ll be the hearth if you’ll be the flame
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holding for chanyeol: day [431/548] ↳ EXO’s CHANYEOL photographed by Kim Hee-june for Acqua di Parma via W Korea | November 2019
#these photos will forever make me think many thoughts#none of them are safe for work or wholesome#sorry but he chose violence with this shoot and so#I will be choosing objectification of these images and crying#this is ********* yeol through and through. this is ‘****’* **** *** ***** **** ** **** ******* **’** **** ******* **** *******’ yeol.#no I will not be elaborated but I will be thinking vile things#I’ll be the hearth if you’ll be the flame#if anyone manages to decode my asterisk typing you win a prize.
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Still think the funniest thing I did in the last week is queuing up CBX’s Cherish when I was dropping @softly-savage-mint-yoongi off at her hotel for the last time from this trip last night because, and I quote myself, “I refuse to drive away from you feeling Emo”
#me crooning off key out the window to her and dancing in my car much to the amusement of onlookers#not the weirdest thing someone will have seen in LA I promise you that#sometimes I am funny#swamp witch rambles
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holding for chanyeol: day [422/548] ↳ EXO’s CHANYEOL for Coming Over | December 2016
#on GOD I AM GOING TO CRY THIS CONCEPT WAS SO#EMO GRUNGE BF PARK CHANYEOL IS… VERY VERY PERSONAL TO ME …#there was barking… and then there was silence#disrespectfully I am looking directly at him#I’ll be the hearth if you’ll be the flame#honestly having a hard time realizing how close we’re getting down to double digits
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