Marry someone who laughs with you when the joke died like 20 min ago.
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i relive it again and again.
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she goes from daddy’s little princess to daddy’s filthy whore real quick
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even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
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Yano an under appriciated tv show- one day at a time
It has a non binary character, a lesbian character, has important morals and lessons for young children.
It teaches us about racism, sexism, homophobia, and is HILLARIOUS in its own way.
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I told everyone were gonna make 2019 our bitch.
We're 6 days in. And I'm it's bitch
Fuck
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Plans:
Drop out of college
Get a full time job
Buy a house
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"Yo I wanna move out"
~ I wanna move to Canada ECT ~
Literally any other friend
" I have my house oml"
~OMG MOVE IN WITH MEEEEEE~
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"Yo i wanna die dudes"
~withering silence~
Any other of my friends:
"Dudes I wanna die"
~ OH NO WHY OML TALK ABOUT IT ~
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sunflowers
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