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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
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you ever try to read a book and it's like. damn they really just let anybody write these.
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setting eyelid status to closed. setting breathing speed to slow. setting breathing pattern to steady. setting muscles to relaxed. setting brain to counting Sheep. setting consciousness to False. setting dreams to True. aaaaaaaand we have sleep off. great job guys (little garden gnomes crawl out my ears and scurryaround my house)
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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
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