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[sagasolejma]

Alright normally even the CIA wouldn't be able to torture this information out of me so I'm gonna speak in coded language.

I'm approximately 1,59 blahajs tall.

Probably not that short universally (I hope), but I live in a country where the average height is fucking crazy so I feel like a garden gnome. Anyways you be the judge.

If you mock or otherwise bully me for being short I will either kill or kiss you, no inbetween.

No I won't reveal what factors are taken into account for wether I kill or kiss you, but trans people on average have better odds.

[sagasolejma]

If you mock or otherwise bully me for being short I will either kill or kiss you, no inbetween.

No I won't reveal what factors are taken into account for wether I decide to kill or kiss you, but trans people on average have better odds.

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Okay but can I draw her like this

today you have to draw the tgirl without birthing hips

[sagasolejma]

People are blocking me from their blogs for being a minor, but I'm fucking 22??????? (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Do I look like a fucking 17 year old?????

Time to start putting my age in my bio I guess

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when she's speaking absolute nonsense but it only makes her hotter

God bless the cishet men putting their whole pussy into being an energetic audience member at the drag show

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Alright I have literally no idea what you two have going on, but I just wanna say it's beautiful🙌

sleeping in her hoodie while I'm sick is more healing than any medication could ever be

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This is literally me if you even care btw

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Norse polytheism has always been an open culture even before it died and became a reconstructed religion. You cant appropriate an open culture, and certainly not one thats been open twice over. You should know better than this.

Tumblr pissing on the poor once again

I WAS MAKING A JOKE LMAO

The real cultural appropriation is getting norse paganism mansplained to you when you've been living in it ever since you were born (not saying you're a man but that's really the most fitting word for what you just did)

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The only exceptions being non-binary people naming themselves shit like Yggdrasil or Jörmungandr, y'all are chill

Hey so I'm a danish trans girl, do I get to tell all the trans people naming themselves after nordic gods/goddesses and what not that it's actually cultural appropriation?

Like I mean I don't really care tbh people can name themselves whatever but I just think it would be really funny and annoying

I know y'all Odins and Lokis and Thors and Freyas are out there, and I'm coming to get you

[sagasolejma]

Hey so I'm a danish trans girl, do I get to tell all the trans people naming themselves after nordic gods/goddesses and what not that it's actually cultural appropriation?

Like I mean I don't really care tbh people can name themselves whatever but I just think it would be really funny and annoying

I know y'all Odins and Lokis and Thors and Freyas are out there, and I'm coming to get you

[sagasolejma]

you’re gorjus you should follow me back

I don't know what kind of Latvian dish "gorjus" is, and I'm slightly scared, but I also love it when people tell me what to do, so sure why not💃🏳️‍⚧️

[sagasolejma]

Gonna start describing my transition timeline like how humans talk about a dog's age💃🏳️‍⚧️

"oh, I'm not supposed to wear a sports bra for more than three days max? I had no idea, you see I'm only about 4 months old in girl years so I don't know a whole lot of that stuff yet"

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I really don't believe in gendered socialisation that much, or at least I don't believe it affects trans people the same way it does cis people BUT I will admit as a trans girl on hormones who is starting to get some noticeable visible changes, a part of me does sometimes feel like I'm some kind of weird gremlin creature who knows nothing about how to girl, who was then very suddenly shoved into a woman's body.

People will be like "omg you've worn a sports bra for more than three days??? Don't you know those get super sweaty and stinky easily and it's bad for your skin!!!!" and I'm just sitting there like no literally how would I even know that😭

Or like today I'm sitting in my chair kinda autistically scratching my nail polish like the little goblin I am, and one of my friends goes "no don't scratch your nail polish it'll look terrible, did your mom never teach you that???" and once again I'm just sitting there, feeling like a skin walker that was just exposed to society's expectations of what I'm supposed to already know about a gender I've been living as for like... 4 and a half months lol.

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Your looking good

No my looking sadly isn't very good, I need glasses to see 😔

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How I feel right now as a noisy sub that's a bit self-conscious about it

I had a subby girl say that she feels annoying when bottoming because she makes a lot of noise involuntarily. she doesn't know how fun it is to fuck a whiney and whimpering sub.

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I have been utterly outmatched, through and through. You look amazing!❤️🫶

A skirt and tie is literally always the right answer for what to wear

[sagasolejma]

Helloooo, I'm Saga!

Just a 22 year old danish girl known as SagaSolejma on here, but you might possibly know me under the nickname "that tgirl with the weirdly wide birthing hips for someone who was born a boy" depending on which social circle you know me from. (No this isn't me humble-bragging about my hips, this is me giving hints that I want you to hold them while you rail me, obviously)

My pronouns are she/her and as you can probably guess from my appearance I'm a trans girl🏳️‍⚧️, been on HRT since December 13th 2023, and if you act transphobic to me I'll commit arson on your property <3

I like weird books and comics, I play a lot of boardgames, I watch movies so I can write essays about them, I like swimming, I have a very deep love for all animals, but especially all the creepy ones. I even keep a giant tanzanian tailless whip scorpion as a pet. She's called Solejma :}

My favourite food is pizza with mushrooms, favourite musician is St. Vincent, favourite song is Touch by Daft Punk, my favourite book is House Of Leaves by Mark Z Danilewski, favourite movie is The Truman Show and favourite video game is Pathologic.

I love the colour purple, I'm a virgo♍ and I'm 159cm tall (if you call me short I will literally burn your house down I'm not joking)

Mostly I'll just be posting some outfits I'm wearing and other transition progress stuff, but possibly expect some weird silly shitposts as well.

If you wanna DM me to just chat or something you're totally welcome to do so, I love talking with people! And if you wanna DM me to flirt or something, you're totally welcome to do that too, I'm even desperate enough for affection that it will probably work! (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧