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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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wishing all transphobes a very beaten with hammers this pride month

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

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“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

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Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester

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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

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He just wants to be a little guy!!

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Getting into a car accident is just like the Wizard of Oz. You’re suddenly thrown into a wild situation with potential casualties and you have to go talk to one of the most powerful people in all the land (insurance guy) to get your stuff back. Usually you’re joined by someone without a brain (a cop), someone without a heart (a cop), and someone without courage (a cop)