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THE HARGREEVES SIBLINGS as D&D CLASSES

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His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

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Where did you just go? It’s like you disappear…

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Daniel Sloss- “Jigsaw”

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Become the worst neighbor and HOA Board member ever? Lose your "job" and HOA

Let me start by saying NEVER purchase a house in a HOA, it is a complete mess that should be regulated and illegal. If I knew about HOA’s when I bought my first home I would have never purchased my first home in one.

Me and my wife purchased our first home when we were 24 and 25. We spent months looking at houses and areas and tried to find a “forever” home in a good district for potential future kids etc. We finally found a perfect one at a decent price.

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You’re born with the ability to see a person’s internal pain as if it were a physical injury. Most people have at least a few scratches, while some people look like they’ve fallen off of cliffs. One day, you see someone in the worst state you’ve ever seen anyone before.

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season 13 gag reel

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That scene with Thunderstruck by ACDC

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au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

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The way the media has been treating Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin’s dynamic during the Deadpool 2 promotion tour is giving me an insight into how all these homophobic fanboys can look past how blatantly queer the film is:

They think it’s all a fucking joke.

Josh Brolin has said repeatedly that he’s had a crush on Ryan Reynolds for a long time. That he admires him, that he finds him attractive, that his feelings for Ryan are complicated and unrequited but real.

And yet all I’m seeing are articles and youtube compilations about Josh’s “hilarious” “man crush” and how “funny” it is every time Josh talks about Ryan or they interact.

And I would suspect it was intentionally meant to be part joking and part queerbaiting for the purpose of fanning the movie’s hype except that:

Josh is out there correcting people who call it a bromance - saying “It’s a real romance”.

He’s having to tell people that “It’s not a joke”.

He’s calling interviewers out for laughing.

He’s saying that the only reason he feels weird admitting it is because people are treating his crush as funny.

And this audience attitude is the same one that allows Deadpool to come onto Colossus with the exact same context and tone he came onto Vanessa in the first film, and still lets straight fuckboys think it’s a joke.

It’s why Cable and Deadpool can explicitly flirt, and even have Cable do something as hugely self-sacrificing and romantic for the other man as he does, but there will still be people hypothesising that their strong connection is because Cable’s wife is Deadpool’s daughter or something.

At first I was annoyed that the film was too chicken to end with the two characters getting together, even though (without spoiling it for you) it wouldn’t have felt quite right for the plot so soon.

But now I’m suspecting that even if we’d had a passionate, candle-lit sex scene between Cable and Deadpool, these douchebags would still think it was some hilarious joke.

The franchise can capitalise on that homophobia to get more queerness into the movies, and to be honest it probably already has.

But I’m doubtful that they can do anything that’ll get through the thick skulls of these fuckboy-fanboys.

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I love how making of Sense8 is actually much simpler than I thought.

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I love how making of Sense8 is actually much simpler than I thought.

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Tony Stark meeting Shuri for the first time goes a little like this in my mind??

Shuri not terrified, Shuri is brave and stubborn and knows she’s smarter than Tony. But she also knows that up until now Tony’s been under the impression that he’s the smartest and he’s the best. So she’s worried, not of him turning out to be smarter, but of him being insulted by her genius.

And they meet and Shuri show’s him her work and he stay’s ridiculously quiet through most of the ordeal, only asking questions here and there. Watching her work with the sand tables as she explains each item in her lab and Tony watches closely.

And then, she stops, cause she’s shown him everything and told him what everything is and she just looks at him and waits for the ‘this is child’s play’ comment and to have to defend herself against a man who doesn’t know shit.

And slowly Tony lifts up his sunglasses and his eyes are fucking shining and his grin is huge and he looks at her like she’s the best thing to touch planet earth and he just mutters, “I’ve never had to say this, but explain that again, and slower.”

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two weeks before the 1st performance:

tech kids hanging out in the house seats, lighting and sound crew just starting to figure stuff out

cast running all the dance numbers 129493 times, crying

first pairs of jazz shoes are spotted

ensemble mumbling like everything

running the show for the first time,,,, crying bc whAT ARE OUR CUES

leads still calling out for lines occasionally and ur director getting pissed

probs stopping as yall run the show

one week before the first performance:

ensemble crying in the corner bc they’re “not loud enough”

“?????” - band

tech kids are literally at school till 1am

set is coming together!!

leads are crying

!1!1!costumes

!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1 makeup

death

this is the time period when kids limbs or ankles start randomly breaking

someone: *coughs* “REPENT”

matinee!!:

literally everyone is sobbing backstage

quick changes killing people

inspirational speeches starting to happen

“WHERE THE HELL ARE MY JAZZ SHOES”

crew kids building their calm façade

internal screaming

lighting starts doing cool things

“dude the set looks so cool with the lights”

leads forgetting their lines simply bc of stress

“what’s that move again??”

“what’s our note again??”

places:

everyone just got done with traditions and there are probably a lot of raw emotions happening ajsjdjjdk

calm, not a sound backstage.

numbness

“im fucking serious what’s that move again?”

“what the hell is our note”

crew is getting calls over the boxes every 10 seconds

“where’s my fucking prop”

ur stage manager is probably crying

everyone is crying

band - “?????”

the show:

“aw shit i messed that up oh well tonight ill do it right”

band - “!!!!”

“i can’t cross when they’re dancing to move props can i”

literally everyone is SObbIgn after the last performance makeup who??

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Tessa Thompson training for “Thor: Ragnarok”