Hi! ya can call me mage, I'm just your local desert witch. prefered age: 315.78947368 wizard years
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
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if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick
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MY PEEPS IMM TRYIN SEE IF I CAN GET FREE STUFF, HELP ME GET A SQUIDWARD ORIGINAL,
PLEASE I BEG YOU, it's a temu link btw, please I don't feel good,
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DOGS WITH ANXIETY NEED SOMETHING TO WATCH TOO!!!
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BRO IM FINNA DIE PERIODs
WHY DO THEY GET WORSE THE LATER THEY AREEEE MY GUYYYYY
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this isolated message makes me feel like i’m about to be shot and killed
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WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED THE TIME LINE, WHERES THE GUY WHO RAN FOR MAYOR AND HIS SLOGAN WAS "DONT VOTE FOR ME" AND HE WAS LIKE A METAL HEAD WITH A SMALL DOG, WHERE IS IT BRING HIM BACK,
elect me president and I promise to kill you horribly
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