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we’re so back

now why i saw a pair of red boots w blue laces and IMMEDIATELY said “i need you king,” in such a yearning voice out loud.

hobart larry brown you will be dealt with…

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Not valentine related, but who cares!! saw this cool poster, thought it'd be funny; just pretend i actually put effort and maybe a paper texture.

so sad i missed the scumbag before now

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HIII OMG I LITERALLY MADE YOUR PFP 😭😭 MY PINTEREST IS 5adeluvrr and don't know where they went on my page but the pins are still attached to my account!

DUDE LMAOOOO THATS SO COOL HI I LOVE UR PFP I BET ALL UR OTHER ART IS GREAT TOO!!💕💕💕💕💕💕

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🌟 A Cry for Help: My Family’s Struggle to Survive in Gaza 🌟

Hello, my name is Areej Kassab. I’m a 27-year-old English teacher and writer from Gaza, and I’m reaching out to you with a heavy heart and a desperate plea for support. My family and I are enduring unimaginable hardships as relentless bombings devastate our home and our dreams.

We are a family of 15—10 adults and 5 children. Every day is a battle for survival. Food is scarce, humanitarian aid is not reaching us, and my little nieces and nephews go to bed hungry. Among them is my sister, who is deaf, and another sister who has a newborn baby. They, too, are suffering in this crisis, and I’m doing everything I can to protect and provide for them.

💔 A Life in Ruins The war has robbed us of everything: safety, peace, and even the hope of a future here. My family’s needs are basic yet critical—food, clean water, diapers for the babies, gas for cooking, and other essentials to make it through each day.

With rising prices and limited access to necessities, we are struggling to provide even the most basic items. My sister’s home has been destroyed, and we are working together to ensure everyone has shelter, food, and warmth.

✨ My Plea for Your Support ✨ I’m a writer, and I’ve been documenting the harsh realities faced by my community under siege. But words can only do so much. We need action, and we need help. Your kindness can save us.

🙏 How You Can Help

Donate: Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us closer to securing the essentials we desperately need.

Share Our Story: If you can’t donate, please share this post to help us reach others who can.

Your support will help provide food for the children, clean water for my family, and basic supplies to help us survive this unimaginable crisis.

Thank you for reading, for caring, and for standing in solidarity with us. Together, we can create a lifeline for my family—a chance to live, to dream, and to hope again.

With love and gratitude, Areej Kassab ❤️

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RAAAAH

Can you tell I'm obsessed? Cowboy Hobie from @the-kr8tor fic 🫶

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"Beach"

I have no idea how Hobie would find such place in London but remember he has own watch💅💅💅 Got bored? Fuck everything, I'm on the beach. No beach? *Gizmo portal sounds* BYEEE

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Hobieeee

a little practice that I wanted to do with a frame of the film.

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Hobie... Hobie Brown you're so cool!!!

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GYAAATT????????

thinking about this comic panel:]

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hobie brown using a smartphone (part 1??)

imagine buying hobie the iphone 15 right—

i know he’d never use it but indulge me for a bit

like—

him trying to use facetime okay

and the camera’s off on his side

and he’s like “why can’t i see my face”

“hobie, hun, the camera is—“

“it’s called fuckin facetime and i can’t even see my face???”

he’s trying to send you pictures and the live camera thing is on

and all his pictures are blurry

and he’s lowkey getting pissed cuz he wants to get this cool pic of a slug for u and it’s not even taking a FUCKING picture correctly.

and you just have messages FULL of blurry and off shot pictures of a slug on a sidewalk lmao

THE FUCKING FACETIME FILTERS

he finally gets his camera on and ur messing with the filters

and he’s watching as ur face is suddenly a fucking shark head.

live reaction of hobie brown watching as he sees ur pretty face turn into a shark.

“what the fuck.”

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from the river to the see.

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Hugging Hobie Brown for four hours straight would fix me. Hobie giving me a forehead smooch would fix me. I'm so sure of it. I'm gonna scream

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Hobie's 'Phone' -

Everytime a fic be like 'Hobie pulled out his phone' I hope y'all know I'm imagining this and not this cause there's no way in hell he'd have the one on the right and not the one on the left.

An iPhone 14 is 700 dollars and they guard them shits like nuclear bombs plus Siri is a little narc snitch and if he wanted to be backtalked and condescended to by a little sassy AI he'd ask Lyla and get it over with

'pulled his phone from his vest pocket' how!

his big ass hands can barely fit up in there!!

Y'all like 'he texted' I imagine him there either with a brick phone typing out on the number pad or with a busted ass bright pink Sidekick he found in a dumpster behind a Nando's chicken spot with a tamogachi attached to it and it looks like this

The first time Gwen tells him that her Siri listens for her voice the look Hobie have her was one of pure dread.

Cause NAH how are they okay with this??? HOW??

He's like 'When's it listening?'

She's like 'Only when the phones on.'

'When's the phone usually on?'

'All the time.'

Then Pavis like mine too, Auntie has Alexa also. Then even Miles is like yeah my phone does too all phones so that Hobie

And it dawns on Hobies they're all okay and fine and dandy with this cause they get to play Subway Surfers and show him TikToks edits that feel more like flashbangs than videos

He's like 'Can it call the cops?'

They're like '... Yes.'

So he just goes 'Gwendy, can I talk to your Siri for a second? *takes phone*...Oi, listen you little grass, rat, snitching cunt-'

They're like TAKE THE PHONE TAKE THE PHONE

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ★ spider-punk

like or reblog if you save.

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