sageofmagic-squeaks
sageofmagic-squeaks
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Posts about gaming, art, cosplay, and even some of my own art tossed in for good measure. SageOfMagic's Deviantart Friends Bard buddies Catch a Mermaid Pirate Spazztard Chinchilla Lord
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 15 hours ago
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 15 hours ago
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As part of her social media detox this girl on YouTube made herself do one hour of understimulating tasks every day and she just counted rice for 60 minutes straight because its no different from doomscrolling in terms of wasted time
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 1 day ago
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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 1 day ago
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its a mystery
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 2 days ago
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He should be at the Adventurer's Guild.
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 3 days ago
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We went around an early dungeon and I held her hand(?) the whole way 😊
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 4 days ago
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 6 days ago
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THANK YOU BING IMAGE SEARCH. Thought I lost this!  8D
I made this in 1996.  To make it back then was a million times harder than it would have been today:  screen capped each frame in the loop by hooking up my VCR to my TV capture card (it was this external monstrosity with a separate power cord XD).  The screen caps had bad color, were blurry, and full of static so I redrew each frame pixel by pixel with a mouse (wasn’t so good at image editing programs back then). XD;;
Of course, it got lost over time because I made that thing like 203498203489 computers ago, so I’m glad people jacked it from my site back in the day. XD
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 7 days ago
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There's a (probably) abandoned fic on Ao3 that I read before covid and left a comment on about how I was excited for whenever the update came in.
Someone replied to my comment and mocked me a little like 'oh are you still fine with waiting it's probably dead' and I said yes.
For the record, the fanfic never did update again. But you know what has updated? This random fellow reader who has taken it upon themselves to reply to my comment the same day every year to ask if I'm still waiting.
Like hell yeah man. I know nothing about you other than us sharing the same taste in fanfic but we wait together now. See you next year bud.
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 8 days ago
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Well yeah, I'm not saying they should die for it. But also it's a really dangerous 'prank' because I don't expect someone woken up at 3 am to their door being smashed in to react well. They're gonna assume they're in danger and go into fight or flight.
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americans are the most bloodthirsty, rabid, sick, depraved, disgusting, murderous, cancerous tumor on the planet. an 18 year old kid was murdered for ringing a doorbell and nearly every comment is like this. anyone pointing out you shouldn’t murder someone for ringing your doorbell regardless of the time of day are being shut down and called stupid. i hate this fucking timeline. everyone has turned into a fucking miserable monster who doesn’t even flinch at death.
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 8 days ago
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Im not sure of this specific case, but hasn't the tiktok prank ACTUALLY been donkey kicking the front door as hard as possible to the point of breaking it? I've seen it called ding-dong-ditching but every example of the trend hasn't been ringing a door bell. It's been physically breaking someone's door in and only running away after the homeowner shows up.
Like, ideally the kids still shouldn't die over it. But it's still something that would get police called out because hearing the glass on your front door shatter isn't a minor annoyance like a doorbell. That's someone attempting a break in at 3 AM.
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americans are the most bloodthirsty, rabid, sick, depraved, disgusting, murderous, cancerous tumor on the planet. an 18 year old kid was murdered for ringing a doorbell and nearly every comment is like this. anyone pointing out you shouldn’t murder someone for ringing your doorbell regardless of the time of day are being shut down and called stupid. i hate this fucking timeline. everyone has turned into a fucking miserable monster who doesn’t even flinch at death.
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 8 days ago
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Well shit, the Republicans brought a certain anti-online porn bill back to the table.
The Interstate Obscenity Definition Act.
This should alarm you guys.
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 8 days ago
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By using antibodies from a human donor with a self-induced hyper-immunity to snake venom, scientists have developed the most broadly effective antivenom to date, which is protective against the likes of the black mamba, king cobra, and tiger snakes in mouse trials. Described in the journal Cell, the antivenom combines protective antibodies and a small molecule inhibitor and opens a path toward a universal antiserum.
Continue Reading.
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 9 days ago
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I have had a lucid dream exactly one (1) time and I think I fucked it up.
I dreamed I was driving past my old college and I went “Wait this is a dream! I can do whatever I want!” and I immediately swerved into oncoming traffic and right before I hit a truck I thought “Boy I hope this is a dream or this is going to really hurt”
And then I woke up.
I have not had a lucid dream since.
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sageofmagic-squeaks · 9 days ago
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Cats getting caught doing crimes
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