sagesbard
sagesbard
ur fav deaf person💖
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second account because I forgot the login to my last one💖 20 i have a cashapp! $sagethebard my pronouns are she/they 💗 My name is Sage
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sagesbard · 9 days ago
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I love you guys but if you fucks don't stop putting OC shit in the X reader tags I'm gonna fucking lose it
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sagesbard · 18 days ago
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SAY GEX😨😨😨😨
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sagesbard · 20 days ago
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CHAT FOR POSING COMISSUONS ARE NOW FOR ANIMATION TOO YAYAYAYYAYAYA
Now those commissions are gonna be a hell of a lot more as in starting at 25 or 30 dollars per minute
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sagesbard · 29 days ago
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Chat should I start writing for south park stuff? Aged up ofc don't be weird.... If so I need ideas/requests
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sagesbard · 1 month ago
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Dawg what the actual fuck is happening
Hello so... I'm here to offer some support.
I've noticed April was mentioned in the asks and honestly, I'm not nor have i ever been a friend of hers at all, but i do notice the way she interacts with other people and treats those who disagree with her.
She's not a nice person. That much is obvious. I really wish this fandom would see her for what she really is and stop giving her any more clout. She actively makes the space more toxic.
I have no idea what she or her ball-lickers did to you, but I just wanna say my heart goes out to you and you deserve better. You're a star and I wish you all the best.
Thank you♡ she bullied me and called me racist for being a fan of Eric Cartman. When I told her that I didn't and why was she a fan of that show if she was so upset about cartman her and her friends essentially harassed me- i had a very poor opinion and they didn't have full context to but still- i tried to explain my thoughts but got banned when I tried to apologize to them. Thank you so much for the kind words♡♡♡
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sagesbard · 2 months ago
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FIRST COMMISSION DONE TYSM @the-void-is-a-disappointment
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sagesbard · 2 months ago
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Chat holy shit I think I got my first commission let's fucking go
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sagesbard · 2 months ago
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This is y'all's reminder that South Park snow day is on the Nintendo eShop for 16.49 for less than a day now
If anyone would like to donate 15 bucks I'd be extremely grateful and would probably do whatever you wanted
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sagesbard · 2 months ago
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CLOCK IT POOKIE
Wth I’m having to block all these “ask Anya” “ask Jimmy” and it’s so vile. My favorite media is being turned into the cultishness of fnaf. HROW UP😭😭😭😭 THERES NO ONE TO SHIP. “Ask daisuke” HES DEAD. HES NOT UWU. HES JUST A CHARACTER.
I saw someone ask an askjimmy “what was it like when you had sex with Anya for the first time. Medically ;)” I think that person needs to die actually.
I truly do not think these people have gone through the media and picked it apart. If you got the message and the seriousness of this, you would have the respect not to do that. It’s okay to make silly jokes and art. But that’s too far. I don’t want people acting like the people we see in the story. That’s insane. I don’t want role play of this game. “It’s harmless” i don’t think so. You’ve skewed it so much. What happened to the message. If you wanna rp don’t pick the stories that people need to see. You’re embarrassing and no one wants to learn about rape culture through this media because you took it too far.
I don’t care how you cope. The story wasn’t “dark omg silent wolf emo you’ve never heard of this indie game”. It’s like. There’s so much to take apart, and being a feminist it really disheartens me to see people taking the piss out of the situations. Especially the men. Take something out of the goddamned story and leave it. Unless it’s art. God. I hate this fandom. I CANT SCROLL THE HASHTAG WITHOUT THIS SHIT IN MY WAY. I WANNA SEE BIBLICAL PAINTINGS AND SYMBOLISM.
Please, please. Stop. Look at yourself, feel bad, and stop. I don’t give a fuck what your excuse is. Be better. Grow up.
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sagesbard · 2 months ago
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Theatre kid Kyle. Save me theatre kid Kyle
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sagesbard · 2 months ago
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Commission info :3
So for those who don't know I'm a fine arts student trying to survive in this world 😭😭 and so in order to get some money for food, rent, etc. I have opened up commissions! I do writing commissions, and posing commissions. If I ever get better at art I might open up artist commissions but for now I'm way too insecure about it. 😭😭 What are posing commissions? I'm glad you asked :)
Posing commissions are pretty simple, instead of drawing something I pose online figures. Like these :3
NONE OF YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO USE THE SAMPLE SCREENSHOTS DM ME FOR THE FILES
Ignore my cracked screen I've had this tablet for forever 😭
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I've mainly been commissioned for NSFW poses like these.
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Posing commissions start at 5 USD and can go up to 10 depending on the complexity of the pose :3
Writing commissions are 5 USD per 500 words, I will do NSFW writing commissions but depending on how intense the kinks you request the starting price might be higher. I'D LIKE TO BE PAID BEFOREHAND!!!! Ofc I will understand if there's a certain situation or we could set up payment plans etc.
For right now I can only take cash app $Sagethebard
If you can't commission or you don't want to please reblog anyways so I have more opportunities.
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sagesbard · 2 months ago
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Aight guys we need to talk about SOME of the fanfiction choices in the South Park community.... Even on janitor ai SOME of y'all have a tendency to make NSFW stuff of them and swear up and down they're aged up then proceed to put fanart of them still as children throws off the whole vibe... ESPECIALLY when SOME people describe them with childlike characteristics like NO I don't want them to be shorter than most or to have barely any facial hair.... There's a strong difference between saying they're aged up and actually aging them up ..
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sagesbard · 3 months ago
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Can't it be both
reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
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sagesbard · 3 months ago
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Anytime pooks 💞💞
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sagesbard · 3 months ago
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HE LOOKS SO SQUISHABLE 😭😭😭
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you need help for your costume
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sagesbard · 3 months ago
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MY SHAYLAAAA 😭 OH MY SHAYLA 😭
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I can't stop drawing Kyle HELP
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sagesbard · 3 months ago
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Hewwoooo~ I saw your requests are open and decided to give it a try 😂 I read your HC of reader backing it up to Curly 👀 and was wondering if you could please do something like that with Jimmy or Daisuke. Thank youuuu 💖
Hey so I'm not really hyperfixated on mouthwashing anymore :/ I've kinda lost my spark for writing for this fandom so I won't be writing for it unless commissioned sorry pooks I wanna write good things not half assed things because I don't enjoy it anymore 😞
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