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Get famous idjit
biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
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GM Seymour- They're REALLY into cars.
Your name “pmseymour” implies the existence of the counterpart “amseymour” who instead of doing voice acting, they would so extreme skiing at 5 am, am I on the right track here or have I unleashed the Pandora’s box that is parallel dimensions
New around here huh?
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Taste of your own medicine
If I were in the Oregon trail I would have simply worn more coats
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Reblogging for pretty much the same reason- I have poured YEARS of thought and development into my characters. Each of them are a piece of me, in a very real, personal way. There are very few people I will ever trust to portray them, and I'd prefer you not to assume you're one of them if you are reading this.
Hello, sorry I’m advance If this sounds weird but I role play as your OC’s and if you want me to stop then I will but the others are curious about height and age
Ok. WOW. This is the reason I don’t talk about my characters lore and concepts in public.
That’s hella wrong, pal. I don’t just want you to stop doing that, I demand you. Or just leave my blog please. Will not answer the question about height and age.
Don’t take someone’s characters, you know like literally nothing about, to rp. That’s hella rude. Thank you.
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HEHEHE
Are fedoras really that bad?





YES YES THEY ARE
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HEY @falkriel TIME TO CHANGE SPECIES HON-
okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!
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"Candycane"
You calling me sweet, my manns?
⭐🔫
-Rain
-a pine cone I found against the road
-candycane
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This whole thing has been a meme in and of itself.
Regarding today's video and Weatherboy,
Well now I don't wanna.
You can't make me.

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@pmseymourva is LITERALLY just John Mulaney if he decided to start his career on the internet, and could draw stuffs. C H A N G E M Y M I N D , P E A S A N T S .
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FLESH ROBOT FLESH ROBOT FLESH ROBOT FLESH-
I'd like to use my one (1) @pmseymourva token for an anime hot take I believe the world may or may not be ready for, but only if he is inclined to reciprocate it
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