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You. You won the tags on this post.

Yes, Alphonse Elric wouldn’t hurt a fly, but he WOULD call his brother a “big fat idiot” and punch him in the face with the metal gauntlet he has for a fist. And would do it again.

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Anyway. Sorry to be an English major on main but yes all stories have meanings and say things

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Only twenty minutes to sleep, but you dream of some epiphany

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Based on the fact that Freddie Prinze Jr has his own cookbook, any headcanon that Kanan can cook is canon. To me. I have spoken.

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Another thing to add to the list of reasons Alphonse Elric is my favorite character in FMA is that he fights with swords, spears, giant flying dragons, etc because if he’s gonna get stuck as a soul bonded to a suit of armor then dangit, he’s gonna commit to the aesthetic

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Awwwwww, thank you 😊 <3

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Achievement Unlocked: Listen To the Other Seniors In Your Capstone Class Give Speeches About Their Future Plans and Try Not To Cry On the Walk Back to Your Dorm Out of Feelings of Severe Inadequacy After Half Of Them Talk With Certainty of Getting Engaged in the Next Year

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have some alphonses

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Miles & Gwen with their baby spiders 🕸️🕷️

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I just saw one (1) post about Wheatley, you know what that means

I gotta play Portal 2 again

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“Because Byleth now possesses all of Sothis’s power and effectively takes her role, it probably means she’s immortal, so even if she does marry Dimitri she long outlives him and has to spend the rest of eternity missing him—“ LALALALALALALA FINGERS IN MY EARS I CAN’T HEAR YOU

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Somebody get Josh a bun for that singular burger he’s flipping on the grill

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I started thinking about this in the shower, and now I’m curious what the general public opinion is.

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Now that the poll is over, let’s address the results!

1. Yes, Mickey did in fact get choke-slammed, and tbh I don’t think there’s any explanation I could give that would beat you just seeing it for yourself

2. Friendship is defined by a few characters as “when people eat ice cream together,” and while this is very often made fun of, it makes a lot more sense when you realize that it was said by characters who don’t have hearts or emotions and are trying to conceptualize friendship by imitating what they see other people do—namely, by going out and getting ice cream together like the other neighborhood kids do. It gets sadder the longer you think about it.

3. …again, I think you just need to see this one

4. Sora is actually canonically dead as of current canon, having tried to fistfight the narrative so hard to save his girlfriend that he pretty much got Thanos-Blipped after saving her. He appears to have shown up somewhere called Quadratum, which is where we see him in the new trailer, but from what we can tell Quadratum is some sort of afterlife, given that also notably dead character Strelitzia is there with him. Fun fact—this is actually Sora’s third time dying!

5. Great job to the majority of voters, this was the correct answer! There is one character that has an on-screen mother—the series’ main villain (until KH3), Xehanort. Good for him, I guess? Here she is (on the right.)

(If you want to get technical, Sora’s mother does have a voice line—her famous call for Sora to come to dinner—but she’s never shown on-screen.)

6. Yep, team mom Aqua does get trapped in KH-Heck “The Realm of Darkness” for a decade after failing to save both of her best friends. Actually, I think it’s longer—more like twelve years. She has an absolutely horrible time, is fighting monsters at all times, sees some freaky visions, has to deal with a shadow version of herself, almost gets consumed by her own hopelessness and despair and briefly turns into a Superpowered Evil SideTM version of herself, and now pretty much canonically has PTSD.

7. I don’t really have an explanation to give here, because there isn’t one. Sephiroth is just there, man. You gotta accept it.

8. https://youtu.be/amu4DI0M1Nk?si=XW4TeVjtrZMtOSs6 Observe.

Also, I can’t find it at the moment, but there’s a very similar cutscene of him appearing to get confused trying to count past three. Did he never learn to count? Is he just being a little bit silly? Has he sustained brain damage from the memory reconstruction and countless injuries and other head trauma he’s sustained throughout the years? The world may never know.

9. Hoooo boy…yeah, so. The universe was technically born via the deaths of thousands of children. I could just send you to the Wikipedia page on the Keyblade War. Or I could tell you about the Keyblade Graveyard, a notable location visited in multiple games, an arid, lifeless place covered in thousands upon thousands of abandoned Keyblades that we didn’t realize the full import of until years after the location was introduced. I could tell you that the war was so violent and awful that it split the known world apart and is now the current cited reason that the inhabitants of each world give for why there are stars in the sky. But maybe I should spare you all that.

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I started thinking about this in the shower, and now I’m curious what the general public opinion is.