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happy friday ♡

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Got really lazy with this tbh

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I haven't seen Jon this emotionally frustrated & exasperated in a LONG time.

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Animorphs and Artemis fowl

not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen

mine was definitely Eragon

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people on this website be like “it’s actually school’s fault that i don’t know how to read because i wanted to write my essay on the divergent trilogy and that BITCH mrs. clarkson made us study 1984 instead. anyway here’s a 10 tweet thread of easily disproven misinformation about a 3 year old news story and btw, who is toni morrison?”

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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Farewell online privacy

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Me too eevee

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THEYRE DANCING TO ROCKABILLY IN A BOWLING ALLEY AND I WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO FIND THIS OUT ON MY OWN? 😭

So none of you were going to tell me that Heart Killers was basically Pulp Fiction meets 10 things I hate about you?

Two of my favorite movies, plus cute boys kissing. My God. I've missed out on so much.

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So none of you were going to tell me that Heart Killers was basically Pulp Fiction meets 10 things I hate about you?

Two of my favorite movies, plus cute boys kissing. My God. I've missed out on so much.

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if you see me bleeding out with a vampire on top of me MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!!! i’m exactly where i want to be

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OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

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(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

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I'm full on sobbing yes I really love ice I'm sorry. I'm a stupid american and I fucking love ice you can pry it from my cold dead hands

usamericans do you realise that a stereotype we have about u is that you really really love ice. like the amount of ice you put in your drinks and all your ice machines are really silly to us. do your fridges genuinely produce ice????

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DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

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owls what?