slay the day
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6 years off of tumblr and this is now my brand
i was going to include context about how this came to be but i think it’s better without
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drunk and blogging (and blogging)
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It had to be done.
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schol:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis
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Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness.
Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit:
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What I’d like: a meaningful relationship
What I get:
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*stays home* i should’ve gone out *goes out* i should’ve stayed home
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Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me
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somebody: so what do u like to do for fun? :)
me, very used to being mocked for my interests: ha ha, i dunno, i don’t do anything. Ever
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Life’s too short to not be a switch just sayin
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