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we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

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Wow

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I love how we've lost the plot so thoroughly on what "pov" means as far as a TikTok/reel/whatever and now it's functionally the same as rod serling saying "imagine if you will"

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Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom

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ur blog is hardcore flopping 😓

i dont give a shit surfing snoopy

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Rickrolling you via pigeon next summer

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The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

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Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

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dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

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Please i thought this was Chappell Roan

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anthony bourdain - clips from roadrunner & a cooks tour

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