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Guards? That man holds virtue like a font, and wisdom like a well. Seize and milk him.
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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some little ceramic dishes and a vase from this month! (all sold!) 🍃
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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need to revisit her model occasionally to justify all the work i put into it
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