Never fear, my darlings! All these horrors are yours to survive!
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imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away
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reading greek magical papyri for fun (as one does) and i am thrilled to know there are not one but two spells invoking the bear constellation that claim to "accomplish anything"
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girlknight slumped over the bar at the local tavern, three pints in, gripping her own scalp, "i have GOT to stop swearing oaths of fealty"
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*dying while our boobies are touching* ashes to ashes... bust to bust.....
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i dont believe in gender for real its just a fetish thing to me
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it’s a new month !!!!!!! and i hope something wonderful happens in it for you !!!!!
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Southern Country Lawyer voice: Aura Fahming!? Boy you are barely aura gardening! Son your aura is a-withering on the vine!
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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over
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Tooth Trinketry | Amulets to fight decay and corrupt dentistry.
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