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Cater’s Humans are Weird Magicam

(Something silly to tide you guys over! In which chaotic!Yuu is allowed to attend an Animal Linguistics class with the third years)

Cater’s caption: “Yuu told the linguistics class they could scream like a goat, and when the teach said to show him they ran out the room saying ‘One sec, I gotta practice!’”

*-video focuses on the door with the professor looking confused before a faint yelling can be heard nearby-*

Cater: *-wheezes and laughs as several of the more equine and goat-like students start getting antsy in response-* “Holy s-! They really did it!”

/-UPDATE-/

Cater: “Yuu was able to scream in class and we had three different teachers running in, but no one could explain what was going on we were laughing too hard! LMAO!!!”

[Brought to you by this image I found of a post]

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These dudes remind me of team rocket💅✨

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Guess who has a big crush?

Are you guys going to look me in the eye and tell me that after the whole Overbolt mess is over Riddle doesn't develop the biggest, stupidest crush on Yuuken? Are you going to tell me that the poor thing doesn't hate every second of his life because now every time he sees Yuuken he can't speak without stuttering? but above all, do you think that Ace is not going to enjoy and hate that at the same time?

Español bajo el corte

¿Adivinen quien tiene un gran enamoramiento?

¿Ustedes van a verme a los ojos y decirme que después que todo el desastre de Overbolt pase Riddle no desarrolla el enamoramiento mas grande y estúpido por Yuuken? ¿Van a decirme que el pobre no odia cada segundo de su vida porque ahora cada que ve a Yuuken no puede hablar sin tartamudear? pero sobre todo ¿Ustedes creen que Ace no va a disfrutar y odiar al mismo tiempo eso?

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#5 is for literally for cater-

So could i request 5 for cater please?

Lover boy

Prompt: Captioning everything reader does with 'That's hot/cute'.

Pairing: Cater Diamond x GN! Reader

Warnings: Fluff, Gn reader, & decent writing.

“Why can’t you just tell him how you feel again?” Grimm groaned as he watched you staring longingly at Cater during an unbirthday.

“Because I don’t know if he feels the same and if he doesn’t after I confess, then it’ll be awkward for the both of us.” You sigh, tearing your gaze away to see an unamused Grim.

“You humans and all of your complicated feelings. If two people like each other, then they should just say it.”

“Grim, you realize that depends on the situation, right?”

“I mean towards this one involving you and him.” he grumbled before he started to eat one of the treats.

Before you could retort, you heard someone call your name and it was Cater. Smiling brightly as he approached while you were panicking internally about how to interact with him while trying not to make a complete fool out of yourself.

“(Y/N)-chan! Wanna take a picture with me?” He asked with a smile that made you swoon.

“U-uh, Sure!” You stutter with a small smile and you lean closer, smiling brightly.

He takes the picture and checks it as his eyes sparkle. Internally, your heart is beating like crazy and the butterflies were extra active today. “You having fun, Cater?”

“Definitely, I’m glad you were able to come. Ever since you started coming, the unbirthdays have been more interesting and worthwhile. Oh, look like Trey-chan needs me. Enjoy the celebration, (Y/n)-chan)!”

Once he left, your face was flushed and internally, you were screaming. This man is precious and what have you done to deserve him? Who knows? (Y/N). Exe has crashed.

The celebration went on and you played a couple rounds of crochet with Riddle before you offered to go help Trey with something, you insisted since its the most you could do. While you two were finishing up cleaning dishes, Trey brought up your crush since he overheard you talking about them during the party. You talked about it for a bit before saying you’re sure Cater wouldn’t like you that way.

“Cater? Oh yeah, he does like you.” He responded, turning his gaze to you, laying your head on the island of the Heartlabyul kitchen.

“Don’t tell me what I want to hear, Trey, or you’ll get my little hopes up.” You whined before hearing Trey chuckle, causing you to lift your head up. “Is my distress providing you entertainment, Clover-senpai?”

“Now now, let’s not pull out the last name,” He negotiated, lifting his hands in a surrendering position. “Cater always goes on and on about you and how cute you are.”

“I should have known that the ones with lovable faces can fool anyone.” 

“Do you really not believe me?”

“Trey, you almost tricked Ace, Deuce, and Grim  about oyster sauce on the first day.”

“Don’t you ever look at Cater’s magicam account?”

“Yeah, how can I resist looking at his handsome face.”

“Jeez, you’re blinder than me,” Trey sighed, the urge to throw something at him was getting real tempting. “Caption in this picture is about how cute you are.”

Trey places his phone in front of you, showing you a picture of you two at the unbirthday, and pointed at the caption.

I’m wearing the smile you gave me.

Disbelief, you scroll down to another photo with you in it. This time it was you in your NRC birthday suit and the caption read,

Is there anything better than being here with you?

You look back at Trey, smiling with a smug ass smirk, and hand his phone back before grabbing your own phone and getting up to head back to Ramshackle.

“What are you doing?”

“Thinking about how I’m going to confess, thanks Trey. You should have “matchmaker” under Baker on your business card in the future.”

As you walked back, you were scrolling through your gallery to find a picture of Cater. There were so many, but you finally found the one to post. The picture was the one you took in Alchemy with him sitting on a stool while waving at the camera. You fit the image and type at the bottom of it your short confession.

Youruesername: I love you more each day, Handsome.

You tag him and post it then put your phone in your pocket then continue to walk, using it as something to distract you, to admire the semi-familiar scenery. 

You arrive back at Ramshackle to see Grim, pass out on the couch, and smile before covering him with a blanket then heading to put the leftovers in the kitchen. You put your phone on the counter and place the leftovers in the fridge before hearing a ping. You close the door and look to see a message from the man in question, you unlock your phone to see his message.

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Two types of students...

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see how much fun they’re having?

you could too,

Visit the Mostro Lounge today!

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staff's night out!

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being a shut-in is absolutely the path of justice!

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Turbo Sus Vice Housewardens to Be Avoided at All Cost Rankings (Source: Me)!

1. Jade Leech - This man is so scary for obvious reasons. Other reasons probably aren’t so obvious to other people and I can’t even explain what I mean by this not only because I feel like no matter where I am nor regardless of the fact he’s fictional, he’ll be able to hear me but also because some of the things I just flat out won’t talk about. Like I straight up cannot be brought to say them. Evidence for this? None. Just- bad vibes. Bad vibes all around. Also I just can’t figure out his motives. Like Azul likes money and wants revenge for being bullied. Floyd seems like a genuinely nice guy all things aside and just wants to have fun. But Jade? Wtf does he want? He doesn’t care about money so part of me thinks he just wants entertainment like Floyd but to put up with all that? A business he’s not even in charge of, a flakey brother, a pushy boss. Nah… he’s playing some game for the long run. Highly functioning sociopath and the bogeyman that plagued your fragile mind as a child. No. Hate that.

2. Jamil Viper - Snake. Will spends years pretending to be your friend just to stab you in the back and for what? For someone who’s like the most hyper-competent guy on campus, he actually surprisingly lacks like… all critical thinking skills. And it’s because he’s so blinded by the cards he was dealt in life he can’t look beyond that. Is so convinced Kalim is his arch nemesis he can’t take a second to think about it and realize Kalim is actually his greatest ally in life. And even if he did… he probably just would not care. Lifetime of resentment and all that. He’s book smart, he’s street smart, but he is not emotionally nor logically smart. Just avoid him. He’s good at seeming mature but he’s petty and will Regina George you because you like, got the scholarship he wanted or smthng idk

3. Lilia Vanrouge - Listen. I don’t think Lilia will hurt me. I don’t think he’s planning anything nefarious. He’s nice and friendly. Super helpful. Incredibly loyal to Briar Valley and the royal family. Incredibly loyal and loving towards Malleus. That’s not why he’s scary. He’s scary because he’s hiding in plain site. He ain’t even necessarily trying to hide anything about himself, he just won’t outright dish out personal info. It’s the fact no one at NRC is suspecting he’s anything more than just a student that gives him safety to be a little reckless. I have reason to suspect he holds much more power than he lets on but everyone overlooks it because they’re all looking at Malleus instead. Meanwhile Lilia is standing directly behind him, completely hidden (not just bc he’s so short and Malleus so tall 😋), also a complete powerhouse. But no one.suspects.a.thing. And even though the player is privy to this information, there’s still so much about him still shrouded in mystery. Like, again, I don’t think he’s up to anything. I do believe he really is just trying to protect his kiddos and wants peace between all races. But I feel like there’s something about him, something big, that we don’t know yet. And it’s making me nervous.

4. Rook Hunt - I’m not as weirded out by Rook as I had been initially. Both he and Vil grew on me in chapter 6. I flat out disliked both of them before. But they really showed themselves to be loyal and caring towards each other, Epel, and MC (which was what made them stand out compared to the other housewardens and vice housewardens for me, they’re the first ones to actually establish a seemingly genuine personal connection to the player after Ace, Deuce, and Malleus). But- mans is playing The Most Dangerous Game and that story creeped me out so badly when I first read it at like 11 years old that I still think about it constantly to this day, over a decade later. I tried to justify his stalking by reasoning that he wasn’t actually interested in hunting merfolk/beastmen and rather was interested in hunting actual eels or lions, but his PE uniform vignette really said otherwise. He didn’t seem at all interested in the nature of bats as he did fae. And if it were just animals, I doubt Malleus would have nearly taken his head off with that ball as a warning. Nah, it feels like he straight up was looking to Butcher Baker Lilia and that makes me wanna vomit. Rook. You’re one of the good guys. You’ve got the light powers to prove it. If hunting animals is becoming boring for you- find another hobby. Do not fucking turn this into The Most Dangerous Game! Please!

5. Ortho - I always hated the movie Smart House.

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If tyrant, why squishy

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Which is gayer:

being gay🌈🏳️‍🌈

whatever the hell kalim and silver have going on

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Floyd’s vision

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burn and suffer

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"Child of man gave me their ice cream cone tip, and I knew who I wanted to spend my life with."

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⚠ CHAPTER 6 MAJOR SPOILERS //  6章ネタバレ ⚠

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