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something they don’t tell you about autism is that you have it
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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday
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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on
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the opposite of a little goody two-shoes would be big baddie bare feet lol. nevermind I don't like this post anymore
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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”
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i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see
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Top ten questions to ask women: "if you lived in ancient times would you be more likely to start a religion around a perfect cube rock or a perfect sphere rock"
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redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and it’s truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like “looking back on my cringe 2021 taste….” and it’s a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. she’s like screaming in agony. the comments are all like “omg not the microtrend 😭 i can’t believe i ever wore that” like woah. i think you guys are crazy
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Love how Pacific Rim became its own genre of fanfic AUs because the concept of soulmate-powered giant robots was just that good.
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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine
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free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go
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