saladcannibal

[saladcannibal]

Khajiit swashbuckler rogue

[saladcannibal]

like people forget that weird girls grow into weird adult women. it doesn't just go away. and no you don't perish when you turn 25 or automatically turn into a nonweird wife and mother like some kind of Pokémon end evolution, you end up like me.

[saladcannibal]

[saladcannibal]

observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

[saladcannibal]

Hope for the democratic party?

[saladcannibal]

[saladcannibal]

What my followers don't know is that each night i pick one at random to locate and guard while they sleep. because i care

[saladcannibal]

Reductress really taking no prisoners today

[saladcannibal]

I wanted to have a phone background like that for a while. I should clean it.

[saladcannibal]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[saladcannibal]

a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

[saladcannibal]

[Nevermore, my dear Grave cleric and Strahd, my favourite Vampire]

[saladcannibal]

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

[saladcannibal]

[saladcannibal]

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

[saladcannibal]

Your best is what you can do without harming your mental and physical health, not what you can accomplish when you disregard it.

[saladcannibal]

sick of normal girls appropriating weird girl culture. you had friends in school you don’t get to reblog these posts