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I never posted this from Nashville??

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🎶 Girl Dinner🎶

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this is comedic genius but 90% of my followers are horny toads and this isn’t a picture of my titties

this tracking shit is easy

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this tracking shit is easy

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.

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Online bio at age 14: "I'm Casey/Redegg441 but you can call me Red! 14/cis girl/demisexual heteroromantic, white ( 25% Irish 15% italian), Oklahoma fangirl. She/her. I have anxiety, depression and asthma. I love Supernatural, Doctor Who, Homestuck, The Eragon Trilogy, Percy Jackson, anime, FMA, Death Note, Steven Universe Harry Potter, TMNT, MLP. I like making digital art but I'm not very good. DNI racists, pedophiles, transphobes, mean people, dog haters, etc. feel free to send me an ask and I'll tell you anything! Check out my besties: bpdpearlsteven, freshpony, zeeeenberyl, TheTardisWarrior

Online bio at age 30: bug with a big ass

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Lei Xue: 'Drinking Tea' (2009)

Smashed Cans Sculpted and Hand Painted in the Traditional Style of Ming Dynasty Porcelain.

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I feel like I don’t say this enough, but

FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!

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Save a horse, yada yada yada

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physically incapable of being upset by being rickrolled. if it’s well executed i get to engage in the playful wink-nod with the jokester. and if it’s obvious. well then i just get to see my beautiful friend rick astley

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Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

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sorry yeah ive got a bad case of Thinking About My Friends. im afraid its incurable. symptoms include happiness and love and wishes that they will have the life they want to live.

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happy decennial