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Whys all food smell so bad

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people always take descartes out of context. so few know the full quote is "come on and slam, i think therefore i am"

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the ancient greeks and romans had a lot of wild things to say about magnets and how they thought magnets worked, but i think my very favorite has to be from the pseudo-orphic work lithica in which the author claims that you can tell your wife is cheating by putting a magnet under her bed, because if she's been cheating, its repelling force will fling her out of the bed cartoon style

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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A sturgeon is a fat little man that i care for dearly and also the most beautiful woman in the world

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throw it back my scarab

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⚠️⚠️⚠️QUICK EVERYBODY SHIT YOUR PANTS !!! SHIT YOUR PANTS RIGHT !!! NOW.

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Man I Love Monkey Ball

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My duck duck goose tactic when you’re it was start with “goose.” No one expects it and by the time they register it you’re vanished into the night

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when ppl make historical erotica its always abt like knights and princesses and kings well what abt two peasants fucking in a barn.

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is it possible for someone who's already fem to get forcefemmed and become like super fem or something idk

our scientests are currently looking into this

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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