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It’s funny how in undertale asriel was The guy who didn’t want to let go and then in deltarune he’s just off to college while Kris is Well you saw in the game. now you try being the one people can’t let go of until it perverts the narrative Goat boy

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I know that in the heat of the moment, "here's a list of why you should eat that person's face instead" might feel like a great way to save yourself, but the end goal here is to make the leopards fucking starve.

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every time someone calls a cis man an egg because he decides to deviate even slightly from traditional masculine gender norms, an angel loses its wings

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I was sad that I had no ideas for pride month but then this little guy popped into my head. Say hi to triangular prism bulbasaur, the surprise last guest in the light bulbasaur series 🌈

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why is lake superior so dangerous? i cant find anything online that will give my access (not american!)

it's the largest freshwater lake on the planet by surface area, you could lose a couple of smaller countries in there and not even notice. (vs Europe)

on top of that, it's a Northern lake, so the water never really gets warmer than 50 F (10 C) even in the heat of summer, and it's famous for sudden violent storms that destroy ships and buildings alike. this thing has a MASSIVE body count because it's also a major shipping thoroughfare.

tldr it wants to eat you so so bad

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I just saw the most down voted comment I have ever seen on reddit

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Rouxls Kaard is hands down the funniest Deltarune character. Every time he shows up he’s always up to the new dumbest fucking thing you’ve ever heard of and is somehow consistently inventing new ways to lose at literally everything. Incredible.

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IM NEVER GONNA BE OVER THIS FOR EVER

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We are SO sleeping on how weird prehistoric fishes are. Like our legged fish ancestors or armored placoderms like Dunkleosteus are weird in their own way but they have nothing on them

Pycnodonts: literally any body shape they want that uncanny valley except some genera that look like normal trevallies

(Rostropycnodus, Stenoprotome, Gladiopycnodus, Maraldichthys by Joshua Knüppe)

Holocephali: cartiliginous fish closely related to chimaeras, which means they are relatives to sharks.

(Traquairius agkistrocephalus, Belantsea, and Squaloraja by Stanton F. Fink, Iniopterygidae by Ray Troll)

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they should have tried having gay sex. it wouldnt change anything about their situation but then at least they could say they gave it a go.

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This recent Klance renaissance HAS to be a recession indicator this is not normal

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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

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i feel like tumblr would enjoy this (subs by me)

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two pieces of kind of obscure baltoy merch i own. the mega bloks baltoy and the mighty beanz baltoy. i call them bloktoy and beantoy

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Teen LGBT Squad

Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.

This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke