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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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“You're fighting demons, I'm bending over and spreading my thighs for them, we are not the same.”
– Wooyoung.
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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[During a Vlive]
Mingi: Why are you all following me, guys?
Mingi: Is someone paying you?
Mingi:
Mingi: Is it my mom?
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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"I love to have little hobbies like crying."
– Hongjoong.
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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[On the groupchat]
San: I'm not single I'm Kraft® single.
Jongho: Was the ® even necessary?
San: Yes I do not want to go to jail.
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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"Bitches will be like “I love animals” but hate themselves... You are an animal girl, love yourself! Peace on planet Earth."
– Wooyoung.
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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"I've come to the point where I don't even procrastinate anymore I just don't do it."
– Mingi.
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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[Texting]
San: What are some things that turn on?
Wooyoung: Did you forget the word "you" or do you really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me?
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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Mingi: *tries to carry a bunch of stuff*
Seonghwa: You can make more than one trip–
Mingi: NO!
Mingi: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND–
Mingi: THIS ISN'T ABOUT CARRYING THINGS–
Mingi: THIS IS ABOUT HONOR!
Seonghwa: Stop being ridiculous, just–
Mingi: HONOR!
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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Yeosang: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Jongho: You’re weird and quiet around me.
Yeosang: Yes.
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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"I saw a chameleon today so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon."
– Yunho.
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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Therapist: Write a letter to all the people who hurt you and burn them.
Hongjoong: Ok, good idea.
[A week later]
Hongjoong: So what do I do with all these letters?
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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[During breakfast]
Jongho, moody after losing a game: I wish to devour the unborn.
Yeosang: Eggs, he wants eggs.
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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San, turning off his computer: Goodnight images, goodnight documents, goodnight apps, goodnight files–
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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Assignment's instruction: "Defend your thesis"
Jongho, writing: Why are you attacking my thesis?
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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Interviewer: When you were little, what was your biggest dream?  
Jongho: I don't know... I think I wanted an Armani suit.
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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“Throwing away batteries feels so bad, I feel like I should eat them…”
– Mingi.
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salarylupinep7 · 9 months
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Seonghwa: You are God's bravest soldier.
Mingi: His army must be fucking tiny.
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