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you’d better

Adrian

HE IS BRITISH 

THAT MAKES HIM AMAZING

I haven’t actually talked to him but I’m sure he could join the world domination team @green-adrian

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you lied to me?

Adrian

HE IS BRITISH 

THAT MAKES HIM AMAZING

I haven’t actually talked to him but I’m sure he could join the world domination team @green-adrian

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It wasn't my fault!! How was I suppose to know that you can't use a nuclear reactor to roast marshmallows?!

Uh... even I know that and this comes from the cat who accidentally made Vesuvius erupt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Jason is dead Please not Fred too

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Yea

Did several photo shoots of my friends while I was home this week. More posts to come

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Money can buy you anything

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Fuck

Did several photo shoots of my friends while I was home this week. More posts to come

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Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

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Cake? Where? Gimme

Adrian

HE IS BRITISH 

THAT MAKES HIM AMAZING

I haven’t actually talked to him but I’m sure he could join the world domination team @green-adrian

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*pauses and looks at you incredulously before bursting into laughter* no, sire, I'll be using the stove pilot burners. The last time I tried starting a fire in the sink... well.... ever heard of Chernobyl?

What... that was YOU

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*grins while setting you down on the kitchen island counter before I start preparing to make you a s'more* they can if that is what you desire my lord and savior, Salem.

yes that is what i desire

but WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU LIGHTING A FIRE IN THE SINK OH MY GOD

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Trust me, once you've had a s'more you'll LOVE them! *picks you up and carries you to the kitchen to begin making s'mores*

okay but here’s the real question- do smores have catnip in them?

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and in that month have you met anyone as swagalicious as moi?

Adrian

HE IS BRITISH 

THAT MAKES HIM AMAZING

I haven’t actually talked to him but I’m sure he could join the world domination team @green-adrian

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yeh... totes not a cat... I am 100% a woman... who’s a ventriloquist and has a black cat dummy

Not relationship shit but did u see whispers last post? Nobody has said anything.. theyre all ignoring it

That @sabrina-spxllman is a witch? Or was their another one?

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When did you move to Riverdale then o’ coolio brother?

Adrian

HE IS BRITISH 

THAT MAKES HIM AMAZING

I haven’t actually talked to him but I’m sure he could join the world domination team @green-adrian

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{shit wrong blog that was meant to be on non selective}

The best picture I have ever taken.

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AHH FINALLY a fellow coolio lover. Welcome to the club bro

Adrian

HE IS BRITISH 

THAT MAKES HIM AMAZING

I haven’t actually talked to him but I’m sure he could join the world domination team @green-adrian