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its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore

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told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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Meanwhile the Chinese restaurant near me is "China buffet"

chinese restaurant names are so sick. "new golden emperor restaurant". i'm listening

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Makes you grow one cup size

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If that trans girl gets super weirdly apologetic, like is borderline apologizing for breathing or is apologizing for things that are basically nothing/happened forever ago, whatever you do, do not leave her alone. Chances are it's one of two things, and neither of them are good; she's either bordering on a breakdown and thinks basically everything she does is wrong, or is past that point and desperately wants to make sure no one's angry at her before she hurts herself/takes her own life. You might think it's weird, you might get tired of it and want to push her away, but for the love of god do not do that. Her apologizing every 0.5 seconds is because she's been taught not to value her own emotions, but they're overpowering her and she doesn't know what to do other than apologize like her life depends on it. Her life might not depend on it, but it very well could depend on how you respond to her heart's most desperate cries for help

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this guy

reblog if you agree

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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

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No one's illegal on stolen land, fuck ice, no piece of paper is more important than a life, fuck deportation, fuck trump, if you can sit idly by as people are ripped from their homes and families and lives you are the problem.

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I can vouch for this

At this point I need to tape a disclaimer to my forehead that says “if I become close enough friends to u I will have a crush on u at some point” bc I’m just a massive lesbian like that. It’s nothing personal

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grinch and onceler french-kissing passionately

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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

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been building a collection of posts from like minded individuals

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you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways