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bro wtf, u ok?

I'm just sad because teleporters could never work. Even if we had the technology to do it, someone would just use it to teleport a bear into a hospital or something then we'd ALL lose our teleporter privileges. I hate that man is hubris to man. Also the airplane companies wouldn't allow it, who knows, maybe someone already made teleporters but it would disrupt too many jobs. The truth is, capitalism is anti-future, because convenience removes opportunities to monetize inconvenience. Just sad about that, you know?

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she’s a 10 but she’s a strange in-between thing a neither dead nor alive girl

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life tenets

-don’t work so hard

-love and affections upon your friends

-get out of bed in the morning unless you stayed up really late

-go to the grocery store

-drugs and alcohol

-not too much drugs and alcohol

-you’re not special but you’re worth it anyway

-get up coward

-beautiful and true things will happen

-transformation

-tenderness

-beauty of the world

-ugliness of your makeup

-bad haircut

-leaves on the trees changing colors

-dreams by the cranberries

-images

-it’s fine life’s not a rehearsal there’s nothing to practice for

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it’s always “your redemption is something you have to work towards for the rest of your life” and never “how was the unhinged spiral into evil? the unhinged spiral into evil looked fun”

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Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

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corny: I’m gay, I can’t do this. this can’t happen to me.

kaye: it’s parallel parking? you have your fucking license. please just park the car.

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Cornelius “oh no he’s hot” Stone

Cornelius “I can’t tell the cute boy my nickname is Corny” Stone

Cornelius “too gay to function” Stone

Im cryign I love this boy

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TELL ME this ISNT how it happened

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Practicing more character design with Cornelius Stone! There's not much to go on except that he is tall, skinny, and “beaky”, with brown hair (which is later dyed black and cut in Ellen's kitchen). I love questionable haircuts and big, distinct noses so he was a lot of fun to draw.

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seeing a lot of fanart of kaye/roiben and cardan/jude but where are my babes. val and ravus. corny and luis. sketchy dave. nicasia

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Kaye and Roiben, in colour. It’s about time I finished this one. It sat there half-painted for a month. I need to figure out a faster way to do grass texture 

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THE CHAMPION MAINTAINS HIS TITLE

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waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

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this is the only social that i can go on anymore without getting bombarded with horny dms and i would like to thank everyone for that

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this is what i mean

not to be horny on main but why does david bowie gotta look like THAT