LIKE HOW CAN YOU TALK TO HER ALL DAY AND TEXT ME, YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE TWICE.
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I hope the universe blesses you with a moment of peace this week. You’re doing the right thing, and you’re going to be okay.
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I fucking hate myself sometimes
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IM FALLING IN LOVE AND IM SO FUCKING SCARED
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I’m falling face fucking first for the guy and I’m okay with that.
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Describe your perfect date in detail.
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Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”
Like…did Thor just wingman me?
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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
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