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Fallout New Vegas Dashboard Simulator:

🐄 brahmingirl-dick

it’s nothing that a nap and a fresh apple and a super stimpak and a box of fancy lads snack cakes and 10 beers and a nuka cola and some dirty water and a trip to gommorah and some jet and a cazador sting and killing myself can’t fix

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🤠prospect-deez-nuts

just found this cool new container near clark field while prospecting! i’m gonna open it up and update you guys on what’s inside!

🤠prospect-deez-nuts

hoptal

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👨‍⚕️followeroftheapocalypse

Bored at work again and my courier friend won’t stop taking photos of me on her Codac R9000.

🌈confirmed-bachelor

i think i hauve radiation poisoning

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🃏lucky-69

honestly if you think the NCR is going to do any good for the wasteland if they win at hoover dam unfollow me right now.

🐻thebearbitesback

No. Just no.

Anyone who says that President Kimball is just as bad as Mr. House or Caesar isn’t paying attention. If you don’t vote for President Kimball, then you’re giving your vote to Caesar, plain and simple. I hope when you’re all enslaved or murdered you can find solace in your “moral purity.”

Vote NCR no matter where you are!

🃏lucky-69

girl i’m a freeside local 😭 i couldn’t vote even if i wanted to

🐻thebearbitesback

Of-fucking-course you’re from Freeside. No wonder your town is a warzone, people like you have no initiative to do anything about your situation and just mope around instead. Bunch of junkie degenerates.

🏛️ crepitu-petat-LXIX

All of you are degenerates. I can’t wait to watch as your filthy cities fall and all you profligates are hung from crosses or enslaved as you deserve.

🤖securitron-38392919

HO&T SINGLES LO4OKING TO #%FUCK NASTY xSEE PUSSY CL$$Ick NOW

♣️bigirononhisdick

anyone in this thread huff jet

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🏜️wastelandwandering

everybody’s a big, tough wastelander until i ask for someone to come to quarry junction with me then all of a sudden it’s “the last guy who went got torn in half” and “deathclaw eggs aren’t even worth that many caps” 🙄

🦂deathclaw-fucker

i would go with you!

🏜️wastelandwandering

…no thank you

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🌵barrelcactusfruity

“cannabalism as a metaphor for love is trite and overdone” ok but do you even understand what it means. to me.

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hello???

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oh my god

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Get the iguana on a stick. You'll need the energy in the coming days.

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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

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My absolute FAVE thing about seeing people's fo4 edits of the prewar tutorial area, is that you'll have this magnum quntress sole survivor with the sharp makeup and lips colored red red with the dior rouge 999 and gorgeous hair made perfect with only THE most expensive products... and then you'll see the untouched Nate in the bg looking as generic as a composite image of every white early 30s man in america and it's like... Well. We know who's dying today.

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OK haha guys im done being crucified this was fun but im done now haha let me down lol

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@uncle-scavenger @k-huckabee3 @medic981 @dadpat--tactual

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yuh get into it

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i played new vegas

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Hello courier, on your neck you will find a bomb. To unlock it find 3 people and help me break- what do you mean youve done this before?

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How about some cool Fallout New Vegas concept art pieces the vision's of artists often meet the limits of technology which is always a shame.

If time constraints and console memory restrictions were not a thing we can only imagine what would have been.

But maybe one day a remake will complete this dream but only time will tell.

See you in the desert wanders.

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Knowing how to play Caravan really changes how you play New Vegas. Every merchant who plays it immediately becomes a medieval serf as their lord comes to collect the tithe. I kick in the door to the Dino-Bite Gift Shop as Cliff Briscoe cowers under the the counter, knowing in his soul I've come for his life savings and that he is too weak to refuse.

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This meme is confused

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Rad-thing is the most boring way to name a mutated animal. Just like how "it has two heads/more limbs" is the laziest form of mutation.

i agree

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now listen to me courier, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to the tops, and i need you to ask the bastard running that place to give you the platinum chip. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble courier. you will never see the light of day.

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1st Recon