salios
salios
Something To Think About
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'90, nb, Canada. English degree. Author. They/He/She. Tired ENBY.
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salios · 4 hours ago
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All ok gonna say is that if the American breed of nazi wants to remove the trans flags from Stonewall Pub, it's the responsibility of every other pub with Stonewall in their name to make up for it.
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salios · 17 hours ago
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susie is my favorite of the deltarune cast 1000% and one of my favorite characters possibly ever and yet i cant form a single coherent thought on her. i cant even like, think properly about what specifically in her character speaks to me without feeling like a kicked wet puppy. she makes me feel so much and i cant even put it into words for like a coherent analysis or anything
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and then she just says shit like this randomly. one of the characters that truly speaks to me like no other and one that ive found so much meaning in. and she just says shit like this for some reason. Why the fuck does she say this. this has been stuck in my head for the past week i just say French fry, (oo), on the freaking ground. randomly and start giggling like a maniac to myself. thank you susie deltarune. thank you toby fox
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salios · 17 hours ago
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salios · 21 hours ago
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PATTERN: Great Diving Beetle by JennaWingateDesigns
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salios · 22 hours ago
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i feel strongly about this
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salios · 22 hours ago
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Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale
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salios · 22 hours ago
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gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going
“hey we wanna do a halloween episode” “but it’s summer” “the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”
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salios · 22 hours ago
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salios · 22 hours ago
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One of my neighbors has two freaky dogs. Creepy, uncanny dogs. Two dogs which move like a single entity in two bodies. Anzu is freaked out by them. Their owner looks beleaguered by them. Whenever I see them she has the exhausted affect of an overworked domestic servant. It looks like she is in charge of two elven princes who have been cursed to take canine form. They often look as if they’re planning to eat smaller dogs, but never bark, even while standing up on their hind legs or stalking other dogs down the sidewalk, which of course makes them creepier.
I was extremely confident in my breed ID on these dogs but tonight they came close enough without Anzu barking at THEM, I was like, for due diligence and my own satisfaction I will ask. “Are they basenjis?”
The owner, being dragged in opposite directions on two leashes like the victim of a terrible Roman torture, gasped “yes” with the faintest of breaths. And then her dogs carried her away
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salios · 22 hours ago
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the amount of cunt they served was astronomical
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salios · 22 hours ago
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It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like
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salios · 22 hours ago
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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.
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salios · 22 hours ago
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it’s been said before and it will be said again but i’m begging you all nicely to restrain yourselves from being so casually aggressive and rude and obnoxious in the tags & reblogs of a complete stranger’s posts. no one wants to know that you hate [tv show that op giffed]. no one wants to know that you hate [character that op drew]. no one wants to hear you being ugly and negative for no reason. say what you want to say in your own post. don’t hit the reblog button. blacklist relevant tags. unfollow or block relevant accounts. log out. shut down. get help.
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salios · 22 hours ago
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Bro paid money to advertise an image they had generated. Bro. Imagine using your money to pay an artist instead. Imagine using those several hours to actually learn drawing instead. Bro.
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salios · 22 hours ago
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Fairydoll chapter 1 is up!
A guard to the Royal court of Fairies aspires to be a knight, but when she intrudes on a beautiful fairy performing forbidden magic - her plans get turned upside down. Earwig is honorbound, but the fairy intrigues her, as she gets further tangled into her web of illusions, desire, and lies.
Read chapter 1 here
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salios · 22 hours ago
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Current leading scholar of alexandrian alchemy listened to my twitch stream about alexandrian alchemy and said I "did a great job." Gonna be riding that high for months.
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salios · 22 hours ago
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Gave Omega the Fett features she needs because Yes
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