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"Crooked, previously-broken nose" is such a hot trait to give your characters. Im begging you to fuck up your characters' noses

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something about the wave of Alfred Molina thirst makes me think of that "Everyone is Beautiful and No One is Horny" essay. shan't elaborate right now but give me a moment.

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Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

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literally how boring and dull do you have to be to dislike codependent relationships in fiction like where is the passion where is the devotion where is the worship that inevitably corrupts and destroys one if not both of them

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STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

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Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

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unregulated use of girlpower. thousands dead millions unemployed

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I’m not judging you, but I am putting serious thought into the sci-fi worldbuilding implications of your unhinged worldview actually being true.

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funniest screenshot from the entirety of the Alex Jones trials so far imo

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girl files for bankruptcy after ordering 2 margaritas

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You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

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‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’

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i don't ever overshare. everything i say is essential information to help u weave a rich tapestry of me in ur mind.......

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kink captions are sometimes kinda funny out of context

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Sorry I consume media normally and don’t go insane whenever people criticize what I watch because I simply do not care that much