salmoides

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if you road rage just know. you will face greater fates than you will ever expect.

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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(via cnnshirt)

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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fuckass shoes make the world go round

spread the word!!!!

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the horseless carriage implies the existence of a "horse"

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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

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i wanted to post the full picture but i only have the edit i made where the mom is smoking

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standing in the auto registration building Glancing around... hello strangers...

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im having the time of my life. this is hell

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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

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hello mutuals reblogging my posts. did you know im deeply in love with you

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hey sorry i can't come to that thing on saturday. yeah im being executed on friday. yeah it's because i made a joke but it came off as way meaner than i expected. if you want we could grab coffee thursday though. huh? oh a million billion explosions. yeah seemed a little much to me too but whatever.

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life would be sooo good without my curse

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I wonder if anyone has ever felt as helpless and powerless as I do