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one must imagine sisyphus in a homoerotic relationship with the rock. The fujoshi cope

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Homer = earth

Marge = water

Lisa = air

Bart = fire

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Thinking about the Egyptian artists who had to understand the 3 dimensionality of Seth fuckass head to make a sculpture of him

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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

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you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

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thank you guys for playing blogs with me

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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new millennial just borned

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self shipping is like the biggest act of self love. it genuinely feels so healing. like yes I deserve love. yes I deserve a happy and fulfilling relationship. yes this 300 year old cryptid would smooch me.

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It would be funny if nuclear waste warning messages become an attraction for future historical linguists.

I mean look at this thing:

A parallel text in 7 languages, with 4 different scripts between them! And pictograms! All designed to be preserved intact!

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My sword glows in the presence of air, which usually just means its a handy light source but also means that when it goes out i know im turbofucked

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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

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