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How this pandemic has ruined me...

Me at the beginning of the lockdown, with a potential positive case at my work: *in tears* “I need a week off to make sure I don’t get sick so my parents don’t get sick!”

Me now, with another potential positive case at my work: “Well that sucks I guess... good thing I’m antisocial...”

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This is a good post.

How could you ever be broken?

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A Sawbones Special Presentation: A Medicine Called Christmas

no one:

hallmark christmas movies: my mom is dead. but she loved the holidays so my name is jingle bells. but i hate the holidays and i'm a workaholic. oh no this guy is sexy and he's from a town that's obsessed with christmas year round for some reason. i'm going to have an antagonistic relationship with him until i see him save a puppy or a child

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August 10 2014 - April 21 2019

R.I.P. Kira, you were a very good girl.

This is my dog, my puppy.

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I’ve been playing Journey a lot lately, so obviously I wanted to make a Guardian.

Made in Fusion 360.

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just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

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My figure drawing teacher always told us to never judge our drawings while we’re doing them, that comes after. You wouldn’t want to poop while eating a sandwich, why judge while your drawing?

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

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Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

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thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

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Starscream: YOU CAN’T KEEP ME IN HERE, MEGATRON

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The weirdest things got flagged!

A Slime Rancher slime, a suit of armor(specifically without a person), a helmet, a hand, and a dog. 1 of my figure drawings got flagged and I can see why. But you know what didn’t? My actual naked figures!

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Compilation of Bad JRPG Weapons made in Fusion 360

Bad JRPG Weapons by @drawfee

Garbleblarge

Money Staff

Hornet’s Nest

Busted Sword

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The Garbleblargle, a bad JRPG weapon from the Legends of Kris from @drawfee

Made in Fusion 360

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The Hornet’s Nest, a bad JRPG weapon from the Legends of Kris from @drawfee

Made in Fusion 360

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Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

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The Busted Sword, a bad JRPG weapon from the Legends of Kris from @drawfee

Made in Fusion 360