salmonandsoup
salmonandsoup
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Emmett || 27 || he/his || transmasc enby || autism and PTSD i've mcfreakin lost it my dudes Art and voice acting commissions are open! Check the links! Become a Patron!
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salmonandsoup · 13 minutes ago
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I'm starting to think that a lot of fantasy writers who are writing Heroes and Wars and Quests would be a lot happier writing the magic equivalent of a sports anime.
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salmonandsoup · 1 hour ago
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environmental storytelling
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salmonandsoup · 2 hours ago
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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
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salmonandsoup · 4 hours ago
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So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently
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salmonandsoup · 5 hours ago
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salmonandsoup · 6 hours ago
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salmonandsoup · 7 hours ago
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salmonandsoup · 7 hours ago
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salmonandsoup · 7 hours ago
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This is so fucking funny
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salmonandsoup · 7 hours ago
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salmonandsoup · 7 hours ago
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Lately I've been wondering if anyone in fandom spaces is truly happy. Everyone seems miserable but there's no collective will to change things for the better and I wonder how much of this is the sunk cost fallacy in action or how much of it is just that the worst people in the world discovered fandom and they managed to infect it with misery that, for whatever reason, can't be fixed or removed. I'd like to think there's hope that things can improve but to be honest I'm not feeling very optimistic lately.
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I mean... I've spent the day reading Estranged and eating pastry.
If you want to be happier, don't read blogs full of discourse and block everyone who's a downer as soon as you spot them.
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salmonandsoup · 7 hours ago
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BELA LUGOSI is DEAD and ME i feel also not so good
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salmonandsoup · 8 hours ago
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salmonandsoup · 9 hours ago
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salmonandsoup · 9 hours ago
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some of yall r practicing some really unhealthy habits n coping mechanisms and its very scary to see. when ppl come into ur dms saying “u should stop” or calling you a freak they mean well and they mean it for ur own good. putting urself back into traumatic scenarios via roleplay or etc. is literally dangerous. you never truly recover. you only put urself back into that unhealthy state of mind because you crave the painful stimuli. cgl and noncon fics will not help you. its not a good coping mechanism. i hope all of you heal
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salmonandsoup · 10 hours ago
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So I was watching a video on ptarmigans and it was mentioned that they dig burrows in the snow for shelter and protection. Which, cool! Burrowing bird! Then they showed this picture and
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It's perfect
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salmonandsoup · 11 hours ago
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I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound
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