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I have Tokyo revengers theories. Would anyone care to hear them?

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I don’t think a lot of people write for shion madarame and it lowkey breAks my heart

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Mikey: You make it sound like I have some serious issues.

Y/N: You make it sound like you don’t.

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What I think the TR characters favorite starter is Pt.1

Characters: taiju, hakkai, yuzuha, mitsuya, draken, and mikey

Taiju Shiba

Litten. Purely because it evolves into incineroar. They have matching energy, way too big and way too angry.

Hakkai Shiba

Cyndaquil. They share the same shyness that evolves into fierce loyalty as they come to befriend you.

Yuzuha Shiba

Popplio! Now I can see you saying that this was a cop out because it evolves into a feminine primarina, and that is the reason but not for femininity. Primarina is a very underestimated pokemon but can be very deadly, along with pretty good special stats.

Takashi Mitsuya

Snivy. You're telling me they don't exert the same energy? While snivy isn't the strongest pokemon they do have the same regal fashion energy. They also are both described as being calm and collected.

Ken Ryuguji

Totodile. Seems like they'll be super mean and intimidating, and they can be. Once you get past the tough exterior you see that they're complete sweethearts.

Manjiro Sano

Scorbunny. Do I really need to elaborate? They're both short, short tempered, and known for their kicking ability. And this

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My best friend @salmonbagel54 made this and I fucking love it

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This guy would be terrible in a game of peekaboo, 100% makes the baby cry harder

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Imagine if Takemichi accidentally ran into Sanzu while following Mikey and Draken though

Just like

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Hanma - Babe, lets play twenty questions.

Y/N - Fine. What's your favouri-

Hanma - Seventeen. You down to fuck in public?

Y/N - soft mildly distressed sigh.

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Inupi: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Akane: wHat- Inupi: I wanna be on Buzzfeed unsolved. Akane: Can we get back to the part where you said "When I get murdered"?

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[Baji texting Chifuyu at 3 AM be like:]

Baji:I see an oul

Baji:ouwl

Baji:owul

Baji:houl

Baji:oul

Baji:How do you spell it?

Baji:Hoot hoot

Baji:There's a hooter

Baji:I see a hooter

Chifuyu:

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Wakasa, setting down a card: Ace of spades Benkei, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Senju, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Takeomi, trembling: What are we playing

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Baby John: This is the worst day ever

Anybody’s: Because you got stabbed with a rusty nail in the ear?

Baby John: No, because it’s a little humid outside- YES BECAUSE I GOT STABBED WITH A RUSTY NAIL IN THE EAR!

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God he's so dumb I just wanna kiss him

Baby John: Oh no, there’s a cockroach

Tony: Someone take off their shoe and kill it

Mouthpiece: *takes off his shoe and kills it with his bare hands*

Ice: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Riff: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Mouthpiece: ?????

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I love how the majority of the Jets get fairly insightful script descriptions

and then there’s A-Rab. 

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Me: *makes the mistake of standing up, headphones unplugging, blasting boyfriend to the entire class*

Me:

The class:

Me: oh no