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Experience the Moth.

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gets corrupted by the salmon cannon

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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

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we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast

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You're really angry all the time. If you died, that would stop.

this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten I love you

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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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for my next trick i‘ll need a gun

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miss-you.gif - Art By: AfterFox - Found on the Avatar Archive, posted 2/24/1996.

This image was posted with the following text:

A sad vixen visits a mysterious grave in a sparsely wooded area on a gloomy day. Artist: AfterFox. Color.

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The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

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Getting real tired of scam calls. "We've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty," "You owe back taxes to the IRS," "With this action, the thread of prophecy has been severed," It never fucking stops.

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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

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I'm so fucking huge

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