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the blue team

Blue 1: salty Luna blaster main. Loves to eat pizza. S rank, male. Is secretly in love with a salmonid. Wears: squid hair clip, camo zip hoodie, and black flip flops. - Blue 2: splattershot jr main. Usually disconnects. Has bad luck with losing. S rank, Female. Wears: Retro specs, annaki evolution tee, and school shoes. - Blue 3: splattershot pro main. Is the self proclaimed leader of the blue team. He is a huge bragger just because he reached S+. S+, Male. Wears: 18k aviators, mint tee, and kid clams. - Blue 4: splatterscope main. She's the noob you really don't want on your team. She's only B-. With terrible fashion sense. B-, female. Wears: knitted hat, yellow layered LS, and birch climbing shoes. - I will try to do terrible art of them. I suck at drawing.

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splatoon ranked : splat zones

BLUE 1: Blue 3, this isn't a turf war.

BLUE 3: where's the zone

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splatoon ranked : rainmaker

PURPLE 1: Can SOMEONE just take the rainmaker for once!?

PURPLE 4: THEN WHY WONT YOU PICK IT UP!?

BLUE 3: Guys, they're distracted.

BLUE 1: BLUE 3, SPLAT THEM!

PURPLE 1: Too late! HAHAHAHAHHA

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splatoon ranked : tower control

PURPLE 1: we lost the fucking lead

BLUE 3: oh that's terrible , we just TOOK the lead

PURPLE 1: stop bragging! I was about to reach FUCKING S+!

BLUE 4: GUYS STOP FIGHTING AND GET BACK INTO THE GAME

PURPLE 1: WE TOOK THE LEAD!!!

BLUE 3: oh gREAT