salmonta
salmonta
Women love me, fish love me, men turn their eyes t
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Bringing cheer, joy, and gifts to every dependent of a fish!!!!!!! (I mostly just reblog things guys!!!!!!!!! If ye wish to find my own words written upon this great page thoust must only look for the Gadus Morhua)
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salmonta · 1 month ago
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day 174
oh u KNOW i got my artfight team picked this year
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salmonta · 1 month ago
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salmonta · 2 months ago
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17 years
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it’s been ten years
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salmonta · 2 months ago
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kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy
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salmonta · 3 months ago
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calc 3 exam tmwr but all i can care about is cookie clicker stock market. i’m a cookie day trader. im making quadrillions with each transaction. i am at peace.
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salmonta · 3 months ago
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was the prism heart cookie for the valentines event supposed to look like the progress pride flag? if yes, genuinely thank you for that, it brightened my day. if no, still thanks for putting a rainbow cookie because it made me smile
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this one? yes! specifically it's one of the intersectional variants - it includes the brown and black stripes, but was added to the game too early for Daniel Quasar's 2018 version that added the transgender stripes. (i can't recall for sure but judging from dates and designs the 2017 Philadelphia eight-stripe may have been the one i was going for?) it's been slipping my mind but i'd like to either update that one or add a new heart biscuit with proper trans stripes one day!
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salmonta · 3 months ago
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Gammaw is mad at Ms. Cookie because she hates to see a girlboss winning
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salmonta · 3 months ago
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I hate the met galla. None of those people are important to me. My horsey is important to me.
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salmonta · 3 months ago
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Jade, having broken up with Dave and moving out for a fresh new start for herself, stumbles across a particular Vriska Serket; coming back in town after some time away, she decides to crash at Jade’s new place and be her new roommate for the time being. Trouble ensues.
[Asks Are Open!]
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salmonta · 3 months ago
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i'll show you guys my marina ship edit too
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salmonta · 3 months ago
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salmonta · 3 months ago
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Grandmatriarchs HATE HER!!! World famous cookie magnate defies the laws of man and God alike with one weird click!!!!!
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salmonta · 3 months ago
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salmonta · 3 months ago
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1 apple tall!
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salmonta · 4 months ago
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frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them
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salmonta · 4 months ago
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totally on time flower/springfest deep cut
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salmonta · 4 months ago
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slapped some colour on this roxy before i gotta get back to uni work
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